Bandwagon-jumping geekiness!

I've decided to make another account. This one is for fanfictions and stories and filks that I've written. I'm adding everyone from my friends list to the friends list on that one. If you're interested, come check it out at sarias_stories.

Greetings!

Hello! Most people know me as sagesaria. This account is to post the many fanfictions and filks and original stories that I've written. Feel free to add me to your friends list, read my stories and comment on them with the cute little button under the posts that says "leave a comment." That's right. That little thing there.

Some of these are available on www.fanfiction.net and www.fictionpress.net. Search for Sage Saria.

Credits: I made the pictures for originals and songs at http://www.dookyweb.com/index.php?seccion=avatars and I made the picture for fanfiction out of a screenshot of one of my Everquest characters; Willowwinnd.

Path of a Rising Sunn

Title: Path of a Rising Sunn
Category: Fanfiction, computer game, Everquest
Rating: PG
Genres: Action/Adventure, Romance, Drama, Fantasy
Summary: A story of revenge, devotion, and forbidden love, staring my character Sunnburst.
Status: Incomplete
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Skeleton War

Title: Skeleton War
Category: Fanfiction, computer game, Everquest
Rating: PG
Genre: Action/Adventure
Summary: Sunnburst and her husband Syngo get caught up in a skeleton raid near Qeynos.
Status: Complete

This was actually written as an English project. I kinda paniced near the end, so it didn't come out as good as I hoped it would, but I like the beginning.

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Harry Potter Bloopers!

Title: Harry Potter Bloopers!
Category: Fanfiction, book, Harry Potter
Rating: PG
Genres: Humor, Parody
Summary: Pretty much what the title says: Bloopers for Harry Potter books 1-4
Status: Probably won't continue. These are OLD!
(Note:To make it a bit more realistic,I'm going to use the names of the actors from the movie when the director is talking to them,but I'll use the characters names for those I don't know who the actors are for them. I will,however,use the character names in the scene itself. Oh,just read it and you'll know what I mean! The [] indicate the scene,while() indicates action.
Also,these are strictly for the books,not for the movie.)

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Fallen Angel

Title: Fallen Angel
Category: Fanfiction, anime/manga, Houshin Engi(AKA Soul Hunter)
Rating: G
Genre: Drama
Summary: A young boy appears on earth with no memory of who he is or where he came from and dwells the Human World hoping to find answers. Set after the anime.
Status: Incomplete

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Two Perfect Guys

Title: Two Perfect Guys
Category: Filk, anime/manga, Houshin Engi(AKA Soul Hunter)
Rating: PG
Genres: Humor, Parody
Summary: To the tune of Two Perfect Girls from the Pokemon soundtrack. Me singing about how I can't choose between Roushi or Taikoubou
Status: Complete

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The Pizza Show Experiment!

Title: The Pizza Show Experiment!
Category: Fanfiction, anime/manga, Houshin Engi
Rating: PG
Genre: Humor
Summary: Nataku gets tickled! Raishinshi in a flowery pink apron! Tenka plays DDR! Hiko is phobic of Oreos! And he smells like them too! Evil plots to bring Nataku and Raishinshi together! What’s going on? Nothing much.
Status: Complete

This is a series my friend rinichan and I are writing together. Yes, that means there's more to come.

Unfortunetely. it didn't agree with LJ, so instead, I'll tell you where to find it;
http://www.bunnyhat.com/fanfics/sageseria.html

Fallen Angel is there too. There is also...

Title: The Pizza Show Experiment! Part 2
Category: Fanfiction, anime/manga, Houshin Engi(AKA Soul Hunter)
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Humor
Summary: Daring adventures! Side-splitting comedy! Lots of bacon! Shirtless Ki Hatsu! That got your attention,didn't it? ^_~
Status: Complete

Houshin Engi - the fangirl rendition

Title: Houshin Engi
Category: Fanfiction, anime/manga, Houshin Engi(AKA Soul Hunter)
Rating: PG
Genres: Action/Adventure, Fantasy, Drama, Humor
Summary: My noveliation of the anime. Really for practice in writing.
Status: Incomplete

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An untitled beginning to a story

Title: None
Category: Fanfiction, anime/manga, Houshin Engi(AKA Soul Hunter)
Rating: Pending
Genre: Romance, don't know what else yet
Summary: None yet
Status: Faaaaaar from completion

I wrote this when I was half-asleep at a convention. I have no clue what I'm gonna do with it. It's a cute Fugen/Taikoubou moment.
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The Wounded Land

Title: The Wounded Land
Category: Fanfiction, video game, Legend of Zelda
Rating: PG
Genres: Action/Adventure, Suspence, Mystery
Summary: In Link's continuing search for Navi, he finds himself in a cursed, evil land.
Status: Incomplete, contemplating re-writing

I plan to re-write a LOT of my Legend of Zelda work. Great concepts, but 10-year-old writing doesn't look so good to a 16-year-old.

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Revenge of Majora

Title: Revenge of Majora
Category: Fanfiction, video game, Legend of Zelda
Rating: PG
Genre: Action/Adventure
Summary: When strange happenings start to occur in Termina, Kafei sets out to find the hero who saved them seven years ago.
Status: Incomplete. Contemplating re-writing

I'm not even gonna bother to post the other two chapters of this, because I just want to give you the basic idea before I re-write.
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The Story of Linette

Title: The Story of Linette
Category: Fanfiction, video game, Legend of Zelda
Rating: PG
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama
Summary: Link meets a girl theif in Kakarico Village, and she has a secret for him. Now he must save her from a life of abuse and misery.
Status: Complete, plan to re-write

This is one I'm actually proud of compared to the other Zelda works, but I still want to re-write it. The re-write will be even better! More believable too, I hope...

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Anju & Kafei

Title: Anju & Kafei
Category: Fanfiction, video game, Legend of Zelda
Rating: G
Genre: Romance, Suspence
Summary: The Anju & Kafei side quest from the POV of the lovers themselves
Status: Complete

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How Can I Keep From Squeeling?

Title: How Can I Keep From Squeeling?
Category: Filk, anime/manga, assorted
Rating: G
Genre: Humor, Parody
Summary: To the tune of How Can I Keep From Singing?, most commonly known by Enya
Status: Complete

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The Pizza Show

Title: The Pizza Show
Category: Fanfiction, anime/manga, assorted
Rating: G
Genre: Humor
Summary: A little thing I whipped up when I was hyper. Me, my alter ego, and my friend Rowan in much sillyness.
Status: There is no end, but I haven't written in a while


I'm too lazy to cut it here, 'cause it's long. You can find it here:
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1155248/1/

Paper Mario Bloopers

Title: Paper Mario Bloopers
Category: Fanfiction, video game, Paper Mario
Rating: G
Genre: Humor
Summary: Yes, even video games make mistakes! Fun bloopers from the fun Paper Mario!
Status: No clue if I'll make more.

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Things You'll Never Hear on Paper Mario

Title: Things You'll Never Hear on Paper Mario
Category: Fanfiction, video game, Paper Mario
Rating: G
Genre: Humor
Summary: Paper Mario characters are such sweet little angels...until a hyper fangirl discovers their darker sides!!! Or, you know, whatever
Status: Probably won't make more

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Destiny Forgotten

Title: Destiny Forgotten
Category: Fanfiction, video game, Perfect Dark
Rating: PG
Genre: Drama, Action/Adventure
Summary: Joanna loses her memory in the crash of Air Force One, and Mr. Blonde takes advantage of her amnesia
Status: Incomplete, contemplating re-writing

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Perfect Dark Bloopers

Title: Perfect Dark Bloopers
Category: Fanfiction, video game, Perfect Dark
Rating: PG
Genre: Humor
Summary: Perfect Dark is not so perfect in hilarious bloopers taken from the game.
Status: Probably won't continue

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Darkness From the Past

Title: Darkness From the Past
Category: Fanfiction, anime/manga, Yu-Gi-Oh
Rating: PG
Genre: Action/Adventure, Suspence
Summary: An evil force from Yami's past returns, and it thirsts for the Millenium Items
Status: Incomplete

( Prologue )

( Chapter 1 )

Heir to the Pharaoh

Title: Heir to the Pharaoh
Category: Fanfiction, anime/manga, Yu-Gi-Oh
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Drama, Suspense, Romance
Summary: As Malik rises to power again, Yami and Isis share a secret that could cost them both their lives
Status: Incomplete


Yay! This is my pride and joy! My one warning is that there is a lime (moderately detailed sex) scene. Thanks to rinichan for helping me with the beginning, and thanks to starless_knight for telling me the anime fandom slang for what I'd just written.

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Dancing Phoenix

Title: Dancing Phoenix
Category: Fanfiction, anime/manga, Yu-Gi-Oh
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Drama/Angst
Summary: Mai is raped by Dinosaur Ryusaki on the way to Duelist Kingdom. She claims she is ok, but is she really?
Status: Incomplete, contemplating re-write

Blech....I could have written this so much better.....

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Lost Quest

Title: Lost Quest
Category: Fanfiction, anime/manga, Yu-Gi-Oh
Rating: G
Genre: Drama
Summary: Yugi gets in an accident on the trip to duelist kingdom, and ends up on an island, far from home, with no memory.
Status: Complete

This used to be my pride and joy, but now, it's ok, I guess. Just ignore the repetitiveness and the fact that an uncharted island is emensely populated, and it's pretty good.
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How it Could have Been

Title: How it Could Have Been
Category: Fanfiction, anime/manga, Yu-Gi-Oh
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Drama
Summary: Yami is sent into an alternate universe, six years in the past, where nothing is right. Can he set things straight and return to his own time?
Status: Incomplete

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Duel or Die

Title: Duel or Die
Category: Fanfiction, anime/manga, Yu-Gi-Oh
Rating: PG
Genre: Humor, Action/Adventure
Summary: Kaiba loses to the scariest duelist in the world, and leaves Yugi to face the horror.
Status: Incomplete

Ok, this is scary. Not scary as in Pitch Black scary, but more like.....well, how I feel about the song Witch Doctor scary. Just warning you.

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Cell Block Tango YGO Style

Title: The Cell Block Tango: Yu-Gi-Oh style
Category: Filk, anime/manga, Yu-Gi-Oh
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Humor, Parody
Summary: The guys of Yu-Gi-Oh sing about how they murdered their lovers
Status: Complete

One person on FFN commented that I could have changed a few of the verses better, and I agree, but the first verse is still my absolute favorite :D

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Things Yu-Gi-Oh Characters Would Never Say

Title: Things Yu-Gi-Oh Characters Would Never Say
Category: Fanfiction, anime/manga, Yu-Gi-Oh
Rating: PG
Genre: Humor
Summary: Quite a mouth on those guys, huh?
Status: Probably won't continue

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Sneezies and Wheezies and Chibis, Oh My!

Title: Sneezies and Wheezies and Chibis, Oh My!
Category: Fanfiction, anime/manga, Yu-Gi-Oh
Rating: G
Genre: Humor
Summary: Yami thought his allergies were bad enough, but when he's put under a curse, things get even worse, as every time he sneezes, someone in the room turns into a Chibi
Status: Incomplete

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The Millenium Scarab

Title: The Millenium Scarab
Category: Fanfiction, anime/manga, Yu-Gi-Oh
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Mystery, Drama
Summary: Joey meets a new girl in the neighborhood, but there is something unusual about her, and she could be a danger to herself and those around her.
Status: Incomplete

This is my first YGO Self-Insertion. Please don't make fun of me for that. Also, the character Catherine is based on a real person, and she has actually said things similar to those in the story.

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Fangirls on Sugar in RPG Land

Title: The Fangirls on Sugar in RPG Land
Category: Original
Rating: PG
Genres: Action/Adventure, Humor
Summary: Insanity Land is in peril as an evil, Sane force takes away all of their sugar. Meg and Rowan must set off on a journey to might this evil force and save Insanity Land
Status: Incomplete

This is actually based off of a game I made on RPGMaker 2000, which is inspired by rinichan's fanfiction series "The Fangirls on Sugar" (available at http://www.fanfiction.net/profile.php?userid=225724)

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The Fourth Wall's Revenge

Title: The Fourth Wall's Revenge
Category: Play, original
Rating: PG
Genre: Humor
Summary: The Fourth Wall is sick of being abused and knocked down and seeks its revenge on a group of actors.
Status: Complete

Thanks to coreybear for helping me!

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A Spanish tongue twister

Title: Las Cantantes
Category: Poem, original
Rating: G
Genre: Humor, General
Summary: --
Status: Complete

I wrote this Spanish tongue twister a while ago. I meant to show it to my Spanish teacher, but I never got around to.

Las cantantes cantan muchas canciones
Y los cantantes cantan también
Las cantantes cantan tantas canciones
Y todos los cantantes cantan muy bien

Translation:
The singers(female) sing many songs
And the singers(male) sing as well
The singers(female) sing as many songs
And all the singers sing very well