Fangirls on Sugar in RPG Land
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sagesariaTitle: The Fangirls on Sugar in RPG Land
Category: Original
Rating: PG
Genres: Action/Adventure, Humor
Summary: Insanity Land is in peril as an evil, Sane force takes away all of their sugar. Meg and Rowan must set off on a journey to might this evil force and save Insanity Land
Status: Incomplete
This is actually based off of a game I made on RPGMaker 2000, which is inspired by![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
rinichan's fanfiction series "The Fangirls on Sugar" (available at http://www.fanfiction.net/profile.php?userid=225724)
Chapter 1: We’re Off to Kill Mr. Normal!
It was cold. Fog blanketed the region for miles around. She stood in the middle of the field, shivering and squinting to see an inch in front of her nose.
A shadowy figure appeared in the distance. She froze. The figure began to approach her. She recoiled, expecting harm from it.
Suddenly the fog lifted. She and the figure were floating in a pool of stars. She turned to see it. It was a man, dressed in a brown uniform of some sort. His face was hidden, but she knew immediately who it was from his perfect blonde hair that grew down to his shoulders.
“Donn….”she whispered. Donn went toward her. Unable to see his eyes, his emotions were unknown. He reached out, a tender hand touching her face. She shivered with anticipation, gazing into the other’s eyes.
He ran his fingers gently through her short brown hair, pulling her closer to him. She closed her eyes, eagerly awaiting what was to come.
“Meg! Meg, wake up!” Rowan shook her friend hard on the shoulder. But Meg only let out a sleepy, agitated moan for interrupting her dream.
“Five more minutes, Mommy…” she muttered groggily, pulling the white sheets over her head.
“Meg, get up! It’s an emergency!” Rowan continued to shake her. She didn’t move. She had drifted back off to sleep to find her dream again. But Rowan hadn’t been Meg’s friend since childhood and roommate in collage(A/N:I made that up. I’m still in High School and Rowan’s in Freshman year now) for nothing. She knew exactly what would wake her up in a second. She went over to her humongous bookcase and climbed the ladder to the top shelf, where a megaphone was resting among a pile of lost plot bunnies that were slowly turning into dust bunnies.
“So that’s where those went.” She said to herself, taking them down with the megaphone. She slid back down the ladder, put the dust-collecting plot bunnies on a desk, positioned herself with the megaphone in front of Meg’s bed, and screamed as loud as she could.
“MEG, WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Meg jumped a foot into the air, landing back on the bed with a thump.
“Hunh? Whuh? I’m up already! I’m up!” she jabbered franticly.
“Meg, come on! Get up! Get dressed! Big problem! Really serious!”
Seeing that the world wasn’t about to end, Meg didn’t truly believe it was an emergency, and the shock from her rude awakening turned back into drowsiness as Rowan said this.
“Rowan, what the hell are you babbling about?” she muttered, rubbing sleepy eyes, “It’s too early for this shit.” She slumped back onto the bed, prepared to go back to dream land, “Gods, you must have woken up the whole village.”
“Meg, this is no joke!” Rowan continued, “It’s serious!”
Meg sat up groggily, deciding that she couldn’t go back to sleep with all this racket. She cursed under her breath as she rubbed her eyes again.
“Hey Rowan, make yourself useful and grab me an orange soda, will you?” she mumbled, still trying to wake herself up. Rowan sighed.
“That’s just the thing.” She said grimly, “There is no Orange Soda.”
This got Meg’s attention. Her eyes looked like they were going to pop out of their sockets and her jaw threatened to fall off and land on the floor.
“WHAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!”
“All the sugar in the village is gone.” Rowan finished. Meg looked like she was going to scream or faint or strangle a total stranger.
“But…but how is this possible?!?” Rowan shrugged sadly, “We should see the mayor about this!” Meg swung her legs over the edge of the bed, landing her feet in a pair of Pikachu slippers. She dashed across the hall to the wardrobe, which normally wouldn’t be a good idea because it was a hard wood floor, but Meg was an expert slipper-slider, so it was okay. She fumbled through her closet and found something to wear; a soft green dress made 100% out of cotton. She skidded behind a curtain set up next to the wardrobe and changed swiftly. When she emerged she went over to the mirror and quickly brushed the frizzy light brown hair that barely touched her neck. Finally, she slipped on brown, pure leather boots(A/N: Think Elfquest Wolfrider boots).
“Let’s go!” she said to Rowan, who she saw was already dressed in her pink mage's robes. Out they marched to see the mayor.
Now, you may think that Meg and Rowan are over reacting to the lack of sugar. But here in Insanity Land, it’s perfectly natural. For Insanity Land is full of nothing but Hyper Fangirls and Insane Peeps. Hyper Fangirls and Insane Peeps were remarkable tribes of young adults who cared more than anything else for sugar, anime, sugar, cute members of the opposite sex(from anime more often than not), sugar, cute members of the same sex if one were homosexual(again, from anime more often than not), sugar, video games, and sugar. They had great senses of humor and consumed at least 200 pounds of sugar every day.
Our protagonists, Meg and Rowan, both go under Hyper Fangirl, and live in the Japan-like Chocolate Village. It was a peaceful little village. Very few people lived in it, so there were few houses. Like I’d said before, it was a lot like Japan; the houses were in the style of traditional Japanese homes, a beautiful cherry tree grew in the corner of town, and a big wooden archway crowned the exit.
But enough about that. We have a story to tell.
Chocolate Village was currently in a very frantic state. People were running about, screaming and crying because their sugar was gone. A young man kept running back and forth with crates which were apparently full of sugar for the shops. This was a very very very frantic village.
Meg and Rowan went across the very frantic village and soon came upon a huge house. It was much bigger than the others in the village and much fancier. They approached the doors and Meg knocked gently.
“Enter.” The voice on the other side of the door said. Slowly Meg pushed the sliding doors open. She and Rowan entered a long room with a soft royal red carpet underneath and gray stone walls.
Mayor Hyper was sitting at a golden throne at the end of the hall. Long green hair was tied back into a white veil and she wore a long white dress like a wedding gown. She eyed them calmly.
“Meg and Rowan. I’ve been expecting you.” She said quietly. In her younger days, she had been hyper and chipper like the modern day fangirl, but age had taken her energy over the years, so now she was content to watch over Chocolate Village as the mayor.
Meg dashed toward the throne, stopping about two feet away.
“Mayor Hyper!” she exclaimed, “What happened? Where is all of the sugar?”
Mayor Hyper stared down at her. Slowly she answered;
“I didn’t spread the word, for the village is already in a state of panic. Nearly all the sugar in Insanity Land has been stolen. There is very little left, and the prices for the remains have skyrocketed.”
“Stolen?” Rowan exclaimed, “But who in insanity land would do such a thing?” Mayor Hyper stared grimly down at her.
“Our enemy is not from Insanity Land, young Rowan. He is a monster from a distant planet. He wants to take over our land, and he’s weakening us first by cutting off our supplies.”
“Who is he?” Meg asked. Mayor Hyper looked at her, and seemed to recoil a bit at the question.
“He….”she hesitated, “He has a name that strikes fear in us all. His name is…..” her voice lowered to a whisper
“Mr. Normal.”
Meg and Rowan drew back at the words their beloved mayor had said.
“M-M-Mr. Normal???” Rowan exclaimed, looking at Meg, “You mean he’s……..he’s…….”
“EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWW!!!!” Meg and Rowan screamed in unison. With a name like “Mr. Normal,” it could mean only one thing. He was sane. A curse word in itself. Those who were sane, or normal, were dull and evil and hated sugar and bishies above all else. They were never seen in Insanity Land, but they were known to exist. However, this was the first time a Sane Peep had ever dared enter their world and disrupt their peace.
Meg stood up with a look of anger and determination.
“I’m not going to let some sane—“she stopped briefly to spit on the word, ”evil dude take our sugar. Don’t worry, Mayor Hyper!” she put her arm around Rowan, “We’ll stop him!”
Anyone else would have protested at being drafted for a mission such as this, but this was Rowan and Meg. They’d been through more animes and movies than most Hyper Fangirls and Insane Peeps had ever even had a cameo in. If they could stand in the presence of Weevil Underwood without throwing up, they could do anything.
“Be very careful, you two.” Mayor Hyper replied, “Mr. Normal’s troops are moving in fast. They are dangerous.” She reached into a pocket in her robes and pulled out a tiny tube of colored paper recognizable to anyone who knew their sugar as a Pixie Stick.
“Take this as well. I know you two aren’t very fond of Pixie Stix, but take it anyway. It could be useful.” Meg stepped up to the throne and gently took the Pixie Stick from the mayor with a slight nod.
“Good luck to you.” She finished.
“Arigatou, Mayor Hyper.” Rowan bowed as she and Meg went back outside. They ran back to the house to gather supplies.
“We should travel light. Weapons and a little money should do it.” Meg said as she rested her giant inflatable mallet with the Powerpuff Girls all over it over her shoulder.
“What about our Deus Ex Machina backpacks?” Rowan asked, tying a sheath with a long wooden Karate Bo in it around her waist, “They’ve always been useful.” Meg shook her head.
“No telling what the sugar shortage has done to them. They could be full of glitches.”
“Fine.” Rowan replied. She grabbed a few gold pieces off of the shelf and slipped them into her pocket.
“You ready?”
“I’m ready.”
“Saa, iku zo, ne?”
The two girls wandered out of the house and through the village to the exit. Meg stopped at the gates, looking up at the sky, a dreamy serious look on her face.
“So this is it.” She said, “We must fight Mr. Normal and take back the sugar he has stolen. It’s not going to be easy, though.” Meg wasn’t the best at looking before leaping. It hadn’t hit her until now that this mission was, to say the least, suicidal. But she was still willing to take a chance if it meant a future for Hyper Fangirls and Insane Peeps
“But….” Rowan interrupted, “We don’t have to do it all alone.”
“Hey, that’s right!” Meg exclaimed, perking up, “Our friends are always dying to get in on our adventures! Let’s go ask them!” Rowan suddenly posed dramatically, pointing at nothing in particular in the sky, shouting at the top of her lungs in a strong, dramatic tone,
“Hyper Insane Peeps unite! All we have to lose is a tap-dancing monkey!”
Meg and Rowan looked at each other and giggled.
“And on that note,” Meg announced, posing dramatically, “Let’s go!”
“Umm….” Rowan interrupted as Meg began to skip off, “Where are we going?”
Meg facefaulted mid-skip.
“That’s a good point.” She muttered as she rose to her feet, “Umm……” she looked around, “I think Coffee Town is the closest. Let’s go see Damien!”
“To Coffee Town!”
“Let’s go!”
Suddenly, at the same time, and with absolutely no prompting, the two fangirls began to skip in a skippy, synchronized pattern and began to sing. Coincidentally, the were singing the exact same thing and in perfect harmony, much like in musicals;
We're off to kill Mr. Normal
The normal Mr. Normal of Oz
We hear he is a sane of a sane
If ever a sane there was
If ever, oh, ever a sane there was
Mr. Normal of Oz is one because
Because, because, because, because, becaaaaaaauuuuuse . . .
Because of the evil sane things he does (doo doo doo doo doo doo doo)
We're off to kill Mr. Normal
The normal Mr. Normal of Oz . . .
Japanese:
Saa, iku zo, ne?: All right, let’s go, shall we?
Inside jokes:
Powerpuff Girls Mallet: Hereafter PPG Mallet. I got this as a prize at Kids Zone. I use it for general thwapping.
Category: Original
Rating: PG
Genres: Action/Adventure, Humor
Summary: Insanity Land is in peril as an evil, Sane force takes away all of their sugar. Meg and Rowan must set off on a journey to might this evil force and save Insanity Land
Status: Incomplete
This is actually based off of a game I made on RPGMaker 2000, which is inspired by
rinichan's fanfiction series "The Fangirls on Sugar" (available at http://www.fanfiction.net/profile.php?userid=225724)Chapter 1: We’re Off to Kill Mr. Normal!
It was cold. Fog blanketed the region for miles around. She stood in the middle of the field, shivering and squinting to see an inch in front of her nose.
A shadowy figure appeared in the distance. She froze. The figure began to approach her. She recoiled, expecting harm from it.
Suddenly the fog lifted. She and the figure were floating in a pool of stars. She turned to see it. It was a man, dressed in a brown uniform of some sort. His face was hidden, but she knew immediately who it was from his perfect blonde hair that grew down to his shoulders.
“Donn….”she whispered. Donn went toward her. Unable to see his eyes, his emotions were unknown. He reached out, a tender hand touching her face. She shivered with anticipation, gazing into the other’s eyes.
He ran his fingers gently through her short brown hair, pulling her closer to him. She closed her eyes, eagerly awaiting what was to come.
“Meg! Meg, wake up!” Rowan shook her friend hard on the shoulder. But Meg only let out a sleepy, agitated moan for interrupting her dream.
“Five more minutes, Mommy…” she muttered groggily, pulling the white sheets over her head.
“Meg, get up! It’s an emergency!” Rowan continued to shake her. She didn’t move. She had drifted back off to sleep to find her dream again. But Rowan hadn’t been Meg’s friend since childhood and roommate in collage(A/N:I made that up. I’m still in High School and Rowan’s in Freshman year now) for nothing. She knew exactly what would wake her up in a second. She went over to her humongous bookcase and climbed the ladder to the top shelf, where a megaphone was resting among a pile of lost plot bunnies that were slowly turning into dust bunnies.
“So that’s where those went.” She said to herself, taking them down with the megaphone. She slid back down the ladder, put the dust-collecting plot bunnies on a desk, positioned herself with the megaphone in front of Meg’s bed, and screamed as loud as she could.
“MEG, WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Meg jumped a foot into the air, landing back on the bed with a thump.
“Hunh? Whuh? I’m up already! I’m up!” she jabbered franticly.
“Meg, come on! Get up! Get dressed! Big problem! Really serious!”
Seeing that the world wasn’t about to end, Meg didn’t truly believe it was an emergency, and the shock from her rude awakening turned back into drowsiness as Rowan said this.
“Rowan, what the hell are you babbling about?” she muttered, rubbing sleepy eyes, “It’s too early for this shit.” She slumped back onto the bed, prepared to go back to dream land, “Gods, you must have woken up the whole village.”
“Meg, this is no joke!” Rowan continued, “It’s serious!”
Meg sat up groggily, deciding that she couldn’t go back to sleep with all this racket. She cursed under her breath as she rubbed her eyes again.
“Hey Rowan, make yourself useful and grab me an orange soda, will you?” she mumbled, still trying to wake herself up. Rowan sighed.
“That’s just the thing.” She said grimly, “There is no Orange Soda.”
This got Meg’s attention. Her eyes looked like they were going to pop out of their sockets and her jaw threatened to fall off and land on the floor.
“WHAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!”
“All the sugar in the village is gone.” Rowan finished. Meg looked like she was going to scream or faint or strangle a total stranger.
“But…but how is this possible?!?” Rowan shrugged sadly, “We should see the mayor about this!” Meg swung her legs over the edge of the bed, landing her feet in a pair of Pikachu slippers. She dashed across the hall to the wardrobe, which normally wouldn’t be a good idea because it was a hard wood floor, but Meg was an expert slipper-slider, so it was okay. She fumbled through her closet and found something to wear; a soft green dress made 100% out of cotton. She skidded behind a curtain set up next to the wardrobe and changed swiftly. When she emerged she went over to the mirror and quickly brushed the frizzy light brown hair that barely touched her neck. Finally, she slipped on brown, pure leather boots(A/N: Think Elfquest Wolfrider boots).
“Let’s go!” she said to Rowan, who she saw was already dressed in her pink mage's robes. Out they marched to see the mayor.
Now, you may think that Meg and Rowan are over reacting to the lack of sugar. But here in Insanity Land, it’s perfectly natural. For Insanity Land is full of nothing but Hyper Fangirls and Insane Peeps. Hyper Fangirls and Insane Peeps were remarkable tribes of young adults who cared more than anything else for sugar, anime, sugar, cute members of the opposite sex(from anime more often than not), sugar, cute members of the same sex if one were homosexual(again, from anime more often than not), sugar, video games, and sugar. They had great senses of humor and consumed at least 200 pounds of sugar every day.
Our protagonists, Meg and Rowan, both go under Hyper Fangirl, and live in the Japan-like Chocolate Village. It was a peaceful little village. Very few people lived in it, so there were few houses. Like I’d said before, it was a lot like Japan; the houses were in the style of traditional Japanese homes, a beautiful cherry tree grew in the corner of town, and a big wooden archway crowned the exit.
But enough about that. We have a story to tell.
Chocolate Village was currently in a very frantic state. People were running about, screaming and crying because their sugar was gone. A young man kept running back and forth with crates which were apparently full of sugar for the shops. This was a very very very frantic village.
Meg and Rowan went across the very frantic village and soon came upon a huge house. It was much bigger than the others in the village and much fancier. They approached the doors and Meg knocked gently.
“Enter.” The voice on the other side of the door said. Slowly Meg pushed the sliding doors open. She and Rowan entered a long room with a soft royal red carpet underneath and gray stone walls.
Mayor Hyper was sitting at a golden throne at the end of the hall. Long green hair was tied back into a white veil and she wore a long white dress like a wedding gown. She eyed them calmly.
“Meg and Rowan. I’ve been expecting you.” She said quietly. In her younger days, she had been hyper and chipper like the modern day fangirl, but age had taken her energy over the years, so now she was content to watch over Chocolate Village as the mayor.
Meg dashed toward the throne, stopping about two feet away.
“Mayor Hyper!” she exclaimed, “What happened? Where is all of the sugar?”
Mayor Hyper stared down at her. Slowly she answered;
“I didn’t spread the word, for the village is already in a state of panic. Nearly all the sugar in Insanity Land has been stolen. There is very little left, and the prices for the remains have skyrocketed.”
“Stolen?” Rowan exclaimed, “But who in insanity land would do such a thing?” Mayor Hyper stared grimly down at her.
“Our enemy is not from Insanity Land, young Rowan. He is a monster from a distant planet. He wants to take over our land, and he’s weakening us first by cutting off our supplies.”
“Who is he?” Meg asked. Mayor Hyper looked at her, and seemed to recoil a bit at the question.
“He….”she hesitated, “He has a name that strikes fear in us all. His name is…..” her voice lowered to a whisper
“Mr. Normal.”
Meg and Rowan drew back at the words their beloved mayor had said.
“M-M-Mr. Normal???” Rowan exclaimed, looking at Meg, “You mean he’s……..he’s…….”
“EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWW!!!!” Meg and Rowan screamed in unison. With a name like “Mr. Normal,” it could mean only one thing. He was sane. A curse word in itself. Those who were sane, or normal, were dull and evil and hated sugar and bishies above all else. They were never seen in Insanity Land, but they were known to exist. However, this was the first time a Sane Peep had ever dared enter their world and disrupt their peace.
Meg stood up with a look of anger and determination.
“I’m not going to let some sane—“she stopped briefly to spit on the word, ”evil dude take our sugar. Don’t worry, Mayor Hyper!” she put her arm around Rowan, “We’ll stop him!”
Anyone else would have protested at being drafted for a mission such as this, but this was Rowan and Meg. They’d been through more animes and movies than most Hyper Fangirls and Insane Peeps had ever even had a cameo in. If they could stand in the presence of Weevil Underwood without throwing up, they could do anything.
“Be very careful, you two.” Mayor Hyper replied, “Mr. Normal’s troops are moving in fast. They are dangerous.” She reached into a pocket in her robes and pulled out a tiny tube of colored paper recognizable to anyone who knew their sugar as a Pixie Stick.
“Take this as well. I know you two aren’t very fond of Pixie Stix, but take it anyway. It could be useful.” Meg stepped up to the throne and gently took the Pixie Stick from the mayor with a slight nod.
“Good luck to you.” She finished.
“Arigatou, Mayor Hyper.” Rowan bowed as she and Meg went back outside. They ran back to the house to gather supplies.
“We should travel light. Weapons and a little money should do it.” Meg said as she rested her giant inflatable mallet with the Powerpuff Girls all over it over her shoulder.
“What about our Deus Ex Machina backpacks?” Rowan asked, tying a sheath with a long wooden Karate Bo in it around her waist, “They’ve always been useful.” Meg shook her head.
“No telling what the sugar shortage has done to them. They could be full of glitches.”
“Fine.” Rowan replied. She grabbed a few gold pieces off of the shelf and slipped them into her pocket.
“You ready?”
“I’m ready.”
“Saa, iku zo, ne?”
The two girls wandered out of the house and through the village to the exit. Meg stopped at the gates, looking up at the sky, a dreamy serious look on her face.
“So this is it.” She said, “We must fight Mr. Normal and take back the sugar he has stolen. It’s not going to be easy, though.” Meg wasn’t the best at looking before leaping. It hadn’t hit her until now that this mission was, to say the least, suicidal. But she was still willing to take a chance if it meant a future for Hyper Fangirls and Insane Peeps
“But….” Rowan interrupted, “We don’t have to do it all alone.”
“Hey, that’s right!” Meg exclaimed, perking up, “Our friends are always dying to get in on our adventures! Let’s go ask them!” Rowan suddenly posed dramatically, pointing at nothing in particular in the sky, shouting at the top of her lungs in a strong, dramatic tone,
“Hyper Insane Peeps unite! All we have to lose is a tap-dancing monkey!”
Meg and Rowan looked at each other and giggled.
“And on that note,” Meg announced, posing dramatically, “Let’s go!”
“Umm….” Rowan interrupted as Meg began to skip off, “Where are we going?”
Meg facefaulted mid-skip.
“That’s a good point.” She muttered as she rose to her feet, “Umm……” she looked around, “I think Coffee Town is the closest. Let’s go see Damien!”
“To Coffee Town!”
“Let’s go!”
Suddenly, at the same time, and with absolutely no prompting, the two fangirls began to skip in a skippy, synchronized pattern and began to sing. Coincidentally, the were singing the exact same thing and in perfect harmony, much like in musicals;
We're off to kill Mr. Normal
The normal Mr. Normal of Oz
We hear he is a sane of a sane
If ever a sane there was
If ever, oh, ever a sane there was
Mr. Normal of Oz is one because
Because, because, because, because, becaaaaaaauuuuuse . . .
Because of the evil sane things he does (doo doo doo doo doo doo doo)
We're off to kill Mr. Normal
The normal Mr. Normal of Oz . . .
Japanese:
Saa, iku zo, ne?: All right, let’s go, shall we?
Inside jokes:
Powerpuff Girls Mallet: Hereafter PPG Mallet. I got this as a prize at Kids Zone. I use it for general thwapping.
