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sagesariaTitle: Things Yu-Gi-Oh Characters Would Never Say
Category: Fanfiction, anime/manga, Yu-Gi-Oh
Rating: PG
Genre: Humor
Summary: Quite a mouth on those guys, huh?
Status: Probably won't continue
Yugi...
*Wearing Saiyan armor like in Dragonball Z,with his hair dyed comepletely blond*"Is it me?"
"Son Gokou is my cousin!"
"Argh! Stupid puzzle! I hate it!"*Throws Millenium Puzzle against the wall*
"Magic the Gathering? What's that?"
"Grandpa,where do babies come from?"
"Maxamillian Pegasus!*Squeels like a girl*Can I have your autograph???"
"Rage...taking over...ROOOOOAAAAAAR!!!!!!!!!!”*Attacks whoever his making him mad*(A La Mr. Furious from Mystery Men.)
"Marry me,Tea!"
"Why don't I have any parents? There are just too many single parents or grandparents in the fictional world! I mean,there's Professor Utonium from Powerpuff Girls,Peter's grandfather from Peter and the Wolf..."
"For the last fucking time,my name is pronounced MOO-toh,not MOE-toh!!(That has been my pet peeve since I found out how the last name was spelled and pronounced. It really pissed me off that his name was spelled,right there on the screen,but still they insisted on pronouncing that U like an O. Ok,I'll stop ranting now.)
"Man,this Millenium Puzzle is HEAVY!!!"
"Does this Dark Magician outfit make me look too cute?"(Hehe. Had to add it. Of course,if he were to ask me,he wouldn't even be able to ask,'cause I'd be squeezing him so hard,he'd already know. ^_^ Cute widdle Yugiiiiiiii...)
*Small,shy voice*"Um,excuse me Mr. Pegasus,sir,I really didn't like it when you took my grandpa's soul. Could you give it back? Pretty please?”*Puppy dog Eyes*
"Hey,no fair! Yami's hair is pointier then mine!"(Yugi's hair has a softer look to it then Yami's)
"I don't wanna save Grandpa,I want the money!"
Yami...
"MOOOOOOOOOOOMMEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!"
"What does this card do again?"
"Snoogans."(A La Jay from the famous Kevin Smith movies)
"I give up!"
"Are these clothes elastic or something? How come they don't rip when I take over that midgit's body?"
"If I can draw the right card--EEEK! A spider!"
"I'm really a Super Saiyan. I just dyed my hair."
"Ouch! This spiky hair is sharp!"
Sees Yugi in a Dark Magician costume*"Aww,you look so cute--er,I mean,cool!"(^_^ hehe,I'm in a Dark Magician Yugi mood...)
"Walk like an Egyptian..."
"How do I get my coat to flutter like that even when there isn't a breeze?"(Thanks to Yakira)
"Wow,that Mink girl is hot!"(Mink from Dragon Half.)
"Why is he holding me back? I thought he trusted me! I WANT OOOOUUUUUUUUUT!”*Starts banging on the door of his soul room*(don't ask...)
Joey...
"Forget Serenity,I want the money for myself!"
"No,I am NOT a baby kangaroo!"
"I really needta tone down my attitude."
"'Psychic power SHTICK???' What kind of a word is THAT???"(The censorship of the American version is wierd...)
"My name is Joseph...uh...I don't have to wear some funky multicolor coat,do I?"(again,don't ask)
Tristen...
"Dude,I need a haircut!"
"I'm Yugi's friend,too! How come I never duel?"
"What kind of Japenese name is Honda??? It sounds like I'm named after a car company!"
Tea...
"Why couldn't my name be spelled T-e-y-a? At least that way people won't think I'm a drink!"
"Yugi...I...I...I love you."
"Why couldn't I enter the tournament? I can duel too!"
*Holding a tray with cups*"Well,coffee or me?"(Thanks to…my dad :P)
"Why do I only duel in on episode? I AM SO CALING MY LAWYER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"(Thanks to The McCunes)
*Singing to Yugi*"Kiss me...out of the bearded barley,nightly...beside the green,green grass..."
Mai...
"AAAAAAH! SOMEONE HELP ME! I BROKE A NAIL!"
"I need more monsters. Harpy Ladies are getting old."
"Perfume? Heck no,I'm really a psychic!"
"I love Yami!"
"I wonder if I can dye my hair like Yugi's.."(Thanks to Medafan for those last two.)
"Forget designer cloths and cool cars,I'm buyin' me a makeover!"
"No wonder people keep hitting on me! My shirt is too low-cut!"
(Singing shrilly)"I'm a Barbie girl,in a Barbie world..."
"Mai...Valentine???*Groan*Bad joke..."
Sugoroku(Yugi's grandfather)...
"I'm closing the game shop."
"Sure,Kaiba,you can have my special card."
"Oops,my mistake,my special card is Kuriboh."
"Heart of the Cards,my ass!"
"Why did I sound like a ghost when I was calling Yugi? I could've scared the poor boy half to death!"(He wasn't supposed to have that ghostly feel to him. He certainly didn't in the Japanese version)
Seto Kaiba...
"Why did I rip up that last Blue Eyes White Dragon? I could have just kept it,just in case! WHAT WAS I THINKING???(Sobs)"
Alternate:"Why did I rip up that last Blue Eyes White Dragon? I could have put it in another deck and had TWO decks! With as many cards as I have... dang!"(Thanks to Tom the Elvin Duelist for the alternate.)
"Mokoba's not my brother. Yugi is."
"Blue Eyes is getting old. Hey,Yugi,you know where I could find those Exodia cards?"
*Singing loudly*"WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!"
"That's it! I'm taking the voice box out of that stupid computer!"
"Lion Seahorse??? What kind of name is THAT???"(You were close Yakira,but Seto means Lion. Kaiba means Seahorse.)
*Sarcasticly*”Oh my gosh! Pegasus's minions are pointing fingers at me! They must mean buisness!"(In the Japanese version,when Pegasus's thugs break into Kaiba's house and demand him to come with them,they are pointing guns at him. In the American version,they are just pointing at him. Just like ET and the Walky-talkies lol)
Pegasus...
"Why am I always drinking wine? I'll be drunk as a pig by the time the duelists get here!"
"All right,Yugi,you win! Take your grandpa's stupid soul!"
"Hahaha, I'm in this big castle and you can't get me!" *Sticks out tongue*(Thanks to Sephielya Maxwell)
"Geeze! This darn Millenium Eye itches!"
"Fruit juice? FRUIT JUICE?! IT'S WINE,FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!!!!!!! Stupid network censors..."
"Hey,Mai Vallentine! *Hic!* Wassup,babe?"(Drunk,obviously)
"Cartoons suck!"
"I'm a Powerpuff Girl! Wheeee!”*Runs around,pretending he's flying,singing the Powerpuff Girls theme*
Mokoba...
"I hate you.Seto! You're mean!"
"Why does Seto have to save me? I want Yugi to save me! He's the main character,he SHOULD save me! I don't want my brother to save me!(Etc.)"
"Seto,am I related to Son Gohan?"(Has anyone else noticed that resemblance? He practicly SOUNDS like Gohan!)
"I AM SO GOING TO SUE PEGASUS FOR STEALING MY SOUL AND THEN STEALING MY BROTHER'S!!!!!!!!!! *sees Pegasus * DIEEEEEEEE”*begins to beat Pegasus up.*(Thanks to The McCunes LOL)
"Why am I named 'Wooden Horse'??? That name doesn't suit me at all."
"Am I really related to Seto? How come I don't look like him?"
*Assaults a herd of ducks with a b-b-gun*"Die,duckies,DIIIIIIIEEEEEE!"(I'm in a wierd mood today...)
Weevil...
"Yeek! Bugs! Get 'em off me! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!"(Thanks to Sailor Nebula for that one)
"Dinosaurs rule!"
"Yugi,I'm sorry I threw Exodia overboard."
"Wow,I never noticed I look kinda like Harry Potter!"
"I've got to stop inhaling helium."
Bakura...
"I hate everybody!"
"Forget Change of Heart,I like the Blue Eyes White Dragon!"
"I was destined to live my life getting beaten up? Stupid father!"(Remember,Bakura's father felt Bakura was 'destined to have the Millenium Ring.')
"Why do I always look so sad? I should cheer up!"
*Hears his Japanese self*”Awww,I sound so cute in Japanese!"(He really does ^_^)
Rex...
"Forget dinos! Zombies rule!"
"I hate Mai!"
"Hey, a time machine! Can I have it mommy? Pretty please? I want to see the dinosaurs! No? WAAAHHH!"(Thanks to SonicLink2119)
"What's with the purple bangs? They were supposed to be GREEN! Stupid dye!"
Bonz...
"I could really use a facelift."
"AIEEEE! A GHOST!!!! Oh wait,that's just me. Never mind"
"We're going to a graveyard? Cooooooool."
Bandit Keith...
"I've got to stop drinking."(according to the Japanese version,after Pegasus beat him,he drank a lot and did a lot of drugs. What a waste of a perfectly cute guy! Not that I liked him before I knew about it,but still...)
"Forget machines,I want dragons!"
"How come I don't have one of the king's honor cards? How did I even get on the island?"
Serenity...
"I'm not really going blind. I just want the prize money."
"I love Kaiba!"
Kimo...
"Punk suckers??? Joey saying psychic power shtick was bad enough,but that is just ridiculous!"(I think the original word was cock suckers. Weird censorship...)
"My last name is Taylor. Tristen Taylor is my son."
Yami Bakura...
(Fondling the Millenium Ring and speaking in a low,hissy voice)"It came to me...my own...my love...my preciousssssss..."(A la Golum from Lord of the Rings(Everyone knew that already,right?))
"I should stop being to abusive to Ryou."
Conversations...
These are in parenthesis[like this]to show they are part of one conversation.
[Weevil:Yugi,can I see your Exodia cards?
Yugi:*Like a spoiled child*No! They're mine! You can't take them away! WAAAAAAAAH!!!!! Mommy,this meanie is trying to take my cards!
Weevil:*sweatdrop*]
[Pegasus:Ah,*Hic!*Yugi. You *Hic!*came at last*Hic!*but you will *Hic!* never *Hic!* defeat me*Hic!*
Yugi:*Blinks*You've been drinking,haven't you.]
[*Joey walks up to Yami* Hey Yami, wanna duel?
Yami: Duel? What means this? Is this one of your ways of having...fun, as you call it?
Joey: .....nevermind Yami.](thanks to Kitty Vixen for that one)
[Yami: Am too!
Yami Bakura: Are not!
Yami: Am too!
Yami Bakura: Are not!
Yami: Tea, settle an argument for us-which of us is cuter, Yami Bakura or me?
Tea: ........](Thanks to Rebot Coder 99. By the way,I vote Yami Yugi ^_^)
[Yami:I'm not afraid of you,Panic. Make your move!
Panic:I play...Barny,in attack mode!
Yami:AAAAAAAH! NO! ANYTHING BUT THAT! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!]
Dark Magician...
"I do NOT relate to that...that...midget!"
"I wonder what I'd look like as a redhead."
"Is purple really my color? Why don't I try green?"
"Is it me,or am I the only Duel Monster that doen't make any sound?"
"Why am I always the one to use the Magical Hats or Magic Boxes? Why can't Magician of Faith use them?"
"You know,I kinda look like a girl."
"Where did I GET this hat?!"
"I can't see! Stupid hat..."(thanks to Sephielya Maxwell)
"Do I use the staff or do I use my hand? Why can't the writers choose how I do my attack?!?!"
"Whoa, the Magician of Faith is looking hot..."(Thanks to Mario 72486 for those last two)
"Nananananananana BATMAAAAAAN!"(Thanks to Elvish Violinist of Ra)
"It's not a dress! It's a robe! Sick-o!"
"Magician of Faith,Dark Magician Girl,Magician of Faith,Dark Magician Girl...arrrr I can't choose from either one of them! Ra,somebody help me!!!"(Thanks to Yakira)
Celtic Guardian...
"Man,I really do look like that Link guy. I hope Nintendo doesn't sue me!"
"How come I was called 'Elf Swordsmen' in one episode,then called 'Celtic Guardian' in the rest? Elf Swordsman is my real name!"
"Why do I roar? I'm an elf!"
"One more step and I would've sliced that dragon in half! Why did my master stop me? All my precious training...wasted!*Sobs*"
"I look like Legolas Greenleaf, why don't the babes dig ME ?!?"(Legolas from Lord of the Rings)(Thanks to Elvish Violinist of Ra. Don't feel bad,CG,I dig you ^_^)
"WAAAAAH! I GOT A BOO-BOO! MOMMEY!!!"(O...k...that one just came to me out of nowhere,so don't ask.)
Magician of Faith...
"Nobody loves me!!! Is it because I'm one of the weakest cards in the game??? WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
"I love you,Dark Magician!"
"How dare she try to take him from me,the immature little bitch!"(Referring,of course,to Dark Magician Girl)
Blue Eyes White Dragon(s)...
"We hate you Kaiba! You killed our brother!"
"Why am I called the Blue Eyes WHITE Dragon? I'm blue,for cryin' out loud!"(Depends on the lighting. A lot of the time it looks blue)
"Ooh,Celtic Guardian looks tasty! Dibs!"
"So, which one of us gets to eat first?"
"I am the ultimate Duel Monster!!! I am invincible!!! I fear no one!!!" *sees a Kuriboh* "AAAAAH!!! GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME!!!" *runs away scared*(Thanks to Mario 72486 for those last two)
Flamed Swordsman...
"Why am I wearing a dress?"
"Geez,that Joey kid is making me look bad!"
"Jesus Christ! This sword weighs a TON!"
Kuriboh...
"Is it just me,or do I kinda resemble a Furby/Tribble?"
"I'm just a small animal."(A La Piglette from Winnie the Pooh)
(When Multiply is used on it)"You thought I was a weak little midget? Look at me now! HAH!"
* stands in front of Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon*"GODZILLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"(Thanks to Lishong)
Mystical Elf...
"All these elvish chants and I don't even know what I'm saying."
"Ebebfpedbeebejebalbevel--phew! I'm out of breath!"
*Hops around with a dried up lizard and a dead puffer fish*"Yuu mo guay guay fi di zow...yuu mo guay guay fi di zow...(A La Uncle from Jackie Chan Adventures)(Thanks to Lishong)
"Wow,Celic Guardian is cute!"
"Hey,my Japanese self sounds cooler! No fair!"(It's a little hard to tell,but there is definatly a difference)
"What's with the blue skin?"
Change of Heart...
"Wierd-looking picture??? I'll have you know some people think I'm the prettiest magic card in the game! Humph!"
"Hi everyone! ACHOO! What are you guys doing here?!"(A La Lunch from Dragonball)
"Ooo,Bakura looks good as me!"
Exodia...
"Why was I split into five pieces? Do you have any idea how much that STINGS?"(The last part A La Jeebs from Men in Black)
"It's not fair! I'm the ultimate monster! Why do I only appear in one episode??? I'M CALLING MY LAWYER!!!"
"Ka...me...ha...me...HAAAAAAAAA!"(A La Dragonball Z[Duh!])
"Hey,I'm missing a leg! JOEY!!!"(That one was sent to me by my best friend,Rowan. She says it was somewhat inspired by one of the Kids WB Crazy Takes,the one where Yugi keeps trying to summon the Dark Magician,but it keeps going missing)
Red Eyes Black Dragon...
"Why can't I be as strong as my brother? Is it because I'm not as pretty?"(As you might have guessed,the "brother" it's refering to is the Blue Eyes White Dragon.)
(To Dragon Zombie)"Phew! You really need some tic-tacks or somethin' 'cause yo' breath STINKS!"(A La Donkey from Shrek. Did I really need to spell that out?)
Baby Dragon...
(Sees Joey)"Mama!"(Leaps into Joey's lap)
"I'm the cutest card in the game! I squeak! See? See??"(Don't ask...)
Time Wizard...
"How come I simply fast-forwarded time that one day,but have to do the Time Roulette from now on? It's not fair!"
"I hate Joey! I wanna go back to Yugi's deck!"
Harpies Lady...
"Ugh! This Cyber Shield does absolutely *nothing* for my figure! Plus, the color scheme is horrendous! I'm thinking, maybe something in violet? Gold is *so* out these days."(Thanks to Rebot Coder 99. You're welcome for correcting your name)
"Phew! These wings are HEAVY!"
*valley girl accent*like,why did that,like,little green puffball beat me?? Like, I'll be in my trailer...."(Thanks to Elvish Violinist of Ra. BTW,Elish Violinist,LUV YU-GI-OOPS!)
"*Hack cough!*Geeze,Mai,did you have to use so much perfume???"
Giya,the Fierce Knight...
(Galloping toward an enemy)"Yeeha! Ride 'em cowboy!"
"What ARE these things I'm holding?"
Giya,the Dragon Champion...
(Riding Curse of Dragon)"I make this look good!"
Great White Terror...
(Approaching an enemy)"I could use some Jaws music right about now."
Dark Magician Girl...
"Hello,my name is Dark Magician Girl. You killed my master. Prepare to die."(A La Inigo from The Princess Bride. As for why I used it,recall that DMG gets 500 attack points for every male DM in the graveyard)
"No fair! Dark Magician's got a better staff!"
"Hands off,Magician of Faith! He's MINE!*Glomps Dark Magician*"
Dark Rabbit...
"Am I on suger high or something? Why am I always laughing like that?"
Black Luster Soldier(Formerly known as Chaos Fighter)...
"Blue's not my color."
"Dude,this is one kick-ass sword!"
"Ok,this red glow is really starting to creep me out now."
"Black Luster? What kind of name is THAT?"
Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon...
"Don't fusion monsters have ALL their attack powers added up? How come our attack strenth isn't 9000 then?"(Seriously,does anyone know why? Anyone?)
Petit Angel...
"Why does only Tea call upon me in duels, Nobody else likes me,Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"
"I'm way cuter than you Kuriboh, you hear me?! WAY CUTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"(Thanks to the McCunes for the last two. I think he may be right. PA is adorable!)
Conversasions...
[*all heads of Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon are aruguing*
Head #2:"Well at least your not beside him. HE SNORES!"
Head #3"What I do not!"
Head #1:"Wow that must suck, but he is smarter than you dumbass."
*The other two heads kill the first and go out to eat lunch.* ~Got the 1st part from Monty Python and the Holy Grail~](Thanks to Seto Kiaba...that was wierd...)
[Dark Magician:Alright,try it again.
Dark Magician Girl:Ok! Dark Magic Attack!
*Poof!*(Dark Magician turns into a frog)
Dark Magician Girl:Oops,sorry Master.
Dark Magician(Frog):Ribbit.]
Category: Fanfiction, anime/manga, Yu-Gi-Oh
Rating: PG
Genre: Humor
Summary: Quite a mouth on those guys, huh?
Status: Probably won't continue
Yugi...
*Wearing Saiyan armor like in Dragonball Z,with his hair dyed comepletely blond*"Is it me?"
"Son Gokou is my cousin!"
"Argh! Stupid puzzle! I hate it!"*Throws Millenium Puzzle against the wall*
"Magic the Gathering? What's that?"
"Grandpa,where do babies come from?"
"Maxamillian Pegasus!*Squeels like a girl*Can I have your autograph???"
"Rage...taking over...ROOOOOAAAAAAR!!!!!!!!!!”*Attacks whoever his making him mad*(A La Mr. Furious from Mystery Men.)
"Marry me,Tea!"
"Why don't I have any parents? There are just too many single parents or grandparents in the fictional world! I mean,there's Professor Utonium from Powerpuff Girls,Peter's grandfather from Peter and the Wolf..."
"For the last fucking time,my name is pronounced MOO-toh,not MOE-toh!!(That has been my pet peeve since I found out how the last name was spelled and pronounced. It really pissed me off that his name was spelled,right there on the screen,but still they insisted on pronouncing that U like an O. Ok,I'll stop ranting now.)
"Man,this Millenium Puzzle is HEAVY!!!"
"Does this Dark Magician outfit make me look too cute?"(Hehe. Had to add it. Of course,if he were to ask me,he wouldn't even be able to ask,'cause I'd be squeezing him so hard,he'd already know. ^_^ Cute widdle Yugiiiiiiii...)
*Small,shy voice*"Um,excuse me Mr. Pegasus,sir,I really didn't like it when you took my grandpa's soul. Could you give it back? Pretty please?”*Puppy dog Eyes*
"Hey,no fair! Yami's hair is pointier then mine!"(Yugi's hair has a softer look to it then Yami's)
"I don't wanna save Grandpa,I want the money!"
Yami...
"MOOOOOOOOOOOMMEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!"
"What does this card do again?"
"Snoogans."(A La Jay from the famous Kevin Smith movies)
"I give up!"
"Are these clothes elastic or something? How come they don't rip when I take over that midgit's body?"
"If I can draw the right card--EEEK! A spider!"
"I'm really a Super Saiyan. I just dyed my hair."
"Ouch! This spiky hair is sharp!"
Sees Yugi in a Dark Magician costume*"Aww,you look so cute--er,I mean,cool!"(^_^ hehe,I'm in a Dark Magician Yugi mood...)
"Walk like an Egyptian..."
"How do I get my coat to flutter like that even when there isn't a breeze?"(Thanks to Yakira)
"Wow,that Mink girl is hot!"(Mink from Dragon Half.)
"Why is he holding me back? I thought he trusted me! I WANT OOOOUUUUUUUUUT!”*Starts banging on the door of his soul room*(don't ask...)
Joey...
"Forget Serenity,I want the money for myself!"
"No,I am NOT a baby kangaroo!"
"I really needta tone down my attitude."
"'Psychic power SHTICK???' What kind of a word is THAT???"(The censorship of the American version is wierd...)
"My name is Joseph...uh...I don't have to wear some funky multicolor coat,do I?"(again,don't ask)
Tristen...
"Dude,I need a haircut!"
"I'm Yugi's friend,too! How come I never duel?"
"What kind of Japenese name is Honda??? It sounds like I'm named after a car company!"
Tea...
"Why couldn't my name be spelled T-e-y-a? At least that way people won't think I'm a drink!"
"Yugi...I...I...I love you."
"Why couldn't I enter the tournament? I can duel too!"
*Holding a tray with cups*"Well,coffee or me?"(Thanks to…my dad :P)
"Why do I only duel in on episode? I AM SO CALING MY LAWYER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"(Thanks to The McCunes)
*Singing to Yugi*"Kiss me...out of the bearded barley,nightly...beside the green,green grass..."
Mai...
"AAAAAAH! SOMEONE HELP ME! I BROKE A NAIL!"
"I need more monsters. Harpy Ladies are getting old."
"Perfume? Heck no,I'm really a psychic!"
"I love Yami!"
"I wonder if I can dye my hair like Yugi's.."(Thanks to Medafan for those last two.)
"Forget designer cloths and cool cars,I'm buyin' me a makeover!"
"No wonder people keep hitting on me! My shirt is too low-cut!"
(Singing shrilly)"I'm a Barbie girl,in a Barbie world..."
"Mai...Valentine???*Groan*Bad joke..."
Sugoroku(Yugi's grandfather)...
"I'm closing the game shop."
"Sure,Kaiba,you can have my special card."
"Oops,my mistake,my special card is Kuriboh."
"Heart of the Cards,my ass!"
"Why did I sound like a ghost when I was calling Yugi? I could've scared the poor boy half to death!"(He wasn't supposed to have that ghostly feel to him. He certainly didn't in the Japanese version)
Seto Kaiba...
"Why did I rip up that last Blue Eyes White Dragon? I could have just kept it,just in case! WHAT WAS I THINKING???(Sobs)"
Alternate:"Why did I rip up that last Blue Eyes White Dragon? I could have put it in another deck and had TWO decks! With as many cards as I have... dang!"(Thanks to Tom the Elvin Duelist for the alternate.)
"Mokoba's not my brother. Yugi is."
"Blue Eyes is getting old. Hey,Yugi,you know where I could find those Exodia cards?"
*Singing loudly*"WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!"
"That's it! I'm taking the voice box out of that stupid computer!"
"Lion Seahorse??? What kind of name is THAT???"(You were close Yakira,but Seto means Lion. Kaiba means Seahorse.)
*Sarcasticly*”Oh my gosh! Pegasus's minions are pointing fingers at me! They must mean buisness!"(In the Japanese version,when Pegasus's thugs break into Kaiba's house and demand him to come with them,they are pointing guns at him. In the American version,they are just pointing at him. Just like ET and the Walky-talkies lol)
Pegasus...
"Why am I always drinking wine? I'll be drunk as a pig by the time the duelists get here!"
"All right,Yugi,you win! Take your grandpa's stupid soul!"
"Hahaha, I'm in this big castle and you can't get me!" *Sticks out tongue*(Thanks to Sephielya Maxwell)
"Geeze! This darn Millenium Eye itches!"
"Fruit juice? FRUIT JUICE?! IT'S WINE,FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!!!!!!! Stupid network censors..."
"Hey,Mai Vallentine! *Hic!* Wassup,babe?"(Drunk,obviously)
"Cartoons suck!"
"I'm a Powerpuff Girl! Wheeee!”*Runs around,pretending he's flying,singing the Powerpuff Girls theme*
Mokoba...
"I hate you.Seto! You're mean!"
"Why does Seto have to save me? I want Yugi to save me! He's the main character,he SHOULD save me! I don't want my brother to save me!(Etc.)"
"Seto,am I related to Son Gohan?"(Has anyone else noticed that resemblance? He practicly SOUNDS like Gohan!)
"I AM SO GOING TO SUE PEGASUS FOR STEALING MY SOUL AND THEN STEALING MY BROTHER'S!!!!!!!!!! *sees Pegasus * DIEEEEEEEE”*begins to beat Pegasus up.*(Thanks to The McCunes LOL)
"Why am I named 'Wooden Horse'??? That name doesn't suit me at all."
"Am I really related to Seto? How come I don't look like him?"
*Assaults a herd of ducks with a b-b-gun*"Die,duckies,DIIIIIIIEEEEEE!"(I'm in a wierd mood today...)
Weevil...
"Yeek! Bugs! Get 'em off me! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!"(Thanks to Sailor Nebula for that one)
"Dinosaurs rule!"
"Yugi,I'm sorry I threw Exodia overboard."
"Wow,I never noticed I look kinda like Harry Potter!"
"I've got to stop inhaling helium."
Bakura...
"I hate everybody!"
"Forget Change of Heart,I like the Blue Eyes White Dragon!"
"I was destined to live my life getting beaten up? Stupid father!"(Remember,Bakura's father felt Bakura was 'destined to have the Millenium Ring.')
"Why do I always look so sad? I should cheer up!"
*Hears his Japanese self*”Awww,I sound so cute in Japanese!"(He really does ^_^)
Rex...
"Forget dinos! Zombies rule!"
"I hate Mai!"
"Hey, a time machine! Can I have it mommy? Pretty please? I want to see the dinosaurs! No? WAAAHHH!"(Thanks to SonicLink2119)
"What's with the purple bangs? They were supposed to be GREEN! Stupid dye!"
Bonz...
"I could really use a facelift."
"AIEEEE! A GHOST!!!! Oh wait,that's just me. Never mind"
"We're going to a graveyard? Cooooooool."
Bandit Keith...
"I've got to stop drinking."(according to the Japanese version,after Pegasus beat him,he drank a lot and did a lot of drugs. What a waste of a perfectly cute guy! Not that I liked him before I knew about it,but still...)
"Forget machines,I want dragons!"
"How come I don't have one of the king's honor cards? How did I even get on the island?"
Serenity...
"I'm not really going blind. I just want the prize money."
"I love Kaiba!"
Kimo...
"Punk suckers??? Joey saying psychic power shtick was bad enough,but that is just ridiculous!"(I think the original word was cock suckers. Weird censorship...)
"My last name is Taylor. Tristen Taylor is my son."
Yami Bakura...
(Fondling the Millenium Ring and speaking in a low,hissy voice)"It came to me...my own...my love...my preciousssssss..."(A la Golum from Lord of the Rings(Everyone knew that already,right?))
"I should stop being to abusive to Ryou."
Conversations...
These are in parenthesis[like this]to show they are part of one conversation.
[Weevil:Yugi,can I see your Exodia cards?
Yugi:*Like a spoiled child*No! They're mine! You can't take them away! WAAAAAAAAH!!!!! Mommy,this meanie is trying to take my cards!
Weevil:*sweatdrop*]
[Pegasus:Ah,*Hic!*Yugi. You *Hic!*came at last*Hic!*but you will *Hic!* never *Hic!* defeat me*Hic!*
Yugi:*Blinks*You've been drinking,haven't you.]
[*Joey walks up to Yami* Hey Yami, wanna duel?
Yami: Duel? What means this? Is this one of your ways of having...fun, as you call it?
Joey: .....nevermind Yami.](thanks to Kitty Vixen for that one)
[Yami: Am too!
Yami Bakura: Are not!
Yami: Am too!
Yami Bakura: Are not!
Yami: Tea, settle an argument for us-which of us is cuter, Yami Bakura or me?
Tea: ........](Thanks to Rebot Coder 99. By the way,I vote Yami Yugi ^_^)
[Yami:I'm not afraid of you,Panic. Make your move!
Panic:I play...Barny,in attack mode!
Yami:AAAAAAAH! NO! ANYTHING BUT THAT! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!]
Dark Magician...
"I do NOT relate to that...that...midget!"
"I wonder what I'd look like as a redhead."
"Is purple really my color? Why don't I try green?"
"Is it me,or am I the only Duel Monster that doen't make any sound?"
"Why am I always the one to use the Magical Hats or Magic Boxes? Why can't Magician of Faith use them?"
"You know,I kinda look like a girl."
"Where did I GET this hat?!"
"I can't see! Stupid hat..."(thanks to Sephielya Maxwell)
"Do I use the staff or do I use my hand? Why can't the writers choose how I do my attack?!?!"
"Whoa, the Magician of Faith is looking hot..."(Thanks to Mario 72486 for those last two)
"Nananananananana BATMAAAAAAN!"(Thanks to Elvish Violinist of Ra)
"It's not a dress! It's a robe! Sick-o!"
"Magician of Faith,Dark Magician Girl,Magician of Faith,Dark Magician Girl...arrrr I can't choose from either one of them! Ra,somebody help me!!!"(Thanks to Yakira)
Celtic Guardian...
"Man,I really do look like that Link guy. I hope Nintendo doesn't sue me!"
"How come I was called 'Elf Swordsmen' in one episode,then called 'Celtic Guardian' in the rest? Elf Swordsman is my real name!"
"Why do I roar? I'm an elf!"
"One more step and I would've sliced that dragon in half! Why did my master stop me? All my precious training...wasted!*Sobs*"
"I look like Legolas Greenleaf, why don't the babes dig ME ?!?"(Legolas from Lord of the Rings)(Thanks to Elvish Violinist of Ra. Don't feel bad,CG,I dig you ^_^)
"WAAAAAH! I GOT A BOO-BOO! MOMMEY!!!"(O...k...that one just came to me out of nowhere,so don't ask.)
Magician of Faith...
"Nobody loves me!!! Is it because I'm one of the weakest cards in the game??? WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
"I love you,Dark Magician!"
"How dare she try to take him from me,the immature little bitch!"(Referring,of course,to Dark Magician Girl)
Blue Eyes White Dragon(s)...
"We hate you Kaiba! You killed our brother!"
"Why am I called the Blue Eyes WHITE Dragon? I'm blue,for cryin' out loud!"(Depends on the lighting. A lot of the time it looks blue)
"Ooh,Celtic Guardian looks tasty! Dibs!"
"So, which one of us gets to eat first?"
"I am the ultimate Duel Monster!!! I am invincible!!! I fear no one!!!" *sees a Kuriboh* "AAAAAH!!! GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME!!!" *runs away scared*(Thanks to Mario 72486 for those last two)
Flamed Swordsman...
"Why am I wearing a dress?"
"Geez,that Joey kid is making me look bad!"
"Jesus Christ! This sword weighs a TON!"
Kuriboh...
"Is it just me,or do I kinda resemble a Furby/Tribble?"
"I'm just a small animal."(A La Piglette from Winnie the Pooh)
(When Multiply is used on it)"You thought I was a weak little midget? Look at me now! HAH!"
* stands in front of Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon*"GODZILLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"(Thanks to Lishong)
Mystical Elf...
"All these elvish chants and I don't even know what I'm saying."
"Ebebfpedbeebejebalbevel--phew! I'm out of breath!"
*Hops around with a dried up lizard and a dead puffer fish*"Yuu mo guay guay fi di zow...yuu mo guay guay fi di zow...(A La Uncle from Jackie Chan Adventures)(Thanks to Lishong)
"Wow,Celic Guardian is cute!"
"Hey,my Japanese self sounds cooler! No fair!"(It's a little hard to tell,but there is definatly a difference)
"What's with the blue skin?"
Change of Heart...
"Wierd-looking picture??? I'll have you know some people think I'm the prettiest magic card in the game! Humph!"
"Hi everyone! ACHOO! What are you guys doing here?!"(A La Lunch from Dragonball)
"Ooo,Bakura looks good as me!"
Exodia...
"Why was I split into five pieces? Do you have any idea how much that STINGS?"(The last part A La Jeebs from Men in Black)
"It's not fair! I'm the ultimate monster! Why do I only appear in one episode??? I'M CALLING MY LAWYER!!!"
"Ka...me...ha...me...HAAAAAAAAA!"(A La Dragonball Z[Duh!])
"Hey,I'm missing a leg! JOEY!!!"(That one was sent to me by my best friend,Rowan. She says it was somewhat inspired by one of the Kids WB Crazy Takes,the one where Yugi keeps trying to summon the Dark Magician,but it keeps going missing)
Red Eyes Black Dragon...
"Why can't I be as strong as my brother? Is it because I'm not as pretty?"(As you might have guessed,the "brother" it's refering to is the Blue Eyes White Dragon.)
(To Dragon Zombie)"Phew! You really need some tic-tacks or somethin' 'cause yo' breath STINKS!"(A La Donkey from Shrek. Did I really need to spell that out?)
Baby Dragon...
(Sees Joey)"Mama!"(Leaps into Joey's lap)
"I'm the cutest card in the game! I squeak! See? See??"(Don't ask...)
Time Wizard...
"How come I simply fast-forwarded time that one day,but have to do the Time Roulette from now on? It's not fair!"
"I hate Joey! I wanna go back to Yugi's deck!"
Harpies Lady...
"Ugh! This Cyber Shield does absolutely *nothing* for my figure! Plus, the color scheme is horrendous! I'm thinking, maybe something in violet? Gold is *so* out these days."(Thanks to Rebot Coder 99. You're welcome for correcting your name)
"Phew! These wings are HEAVY!"
*valley girl accent*like,why did that,like,little green puffball beat me?? Like, I'll be in my trailer...."(Thanks to Elvish Violinist of Ra. BTW,Elish Violinist,LUV YU-GI-OOPS!)
"*Hack cough!*Geeze,Mai,did you have to use so much perfume???"
Giya,the Fierce Knight...
(Galloping toward an enemy)"Yeeha! Ride 'em cowboy!"
"What ARE these things I'm holding?"
Giya,the Dragon Champion...
(Riding Curse of Dragon)"I make this look good!"
Great White Terror...
(Approaching an enemy)"I could use some Jaws music right about now."
Dark Magician Girl...
"Hello,my name is Dark Magician Girl. You killed my master. Prepare to die."(A La Inigo from The Princess Bride. As for why I used it,recall that DMG gets 500 attack points for every male DM in the graveyard)
"No fair! Dark Magician's got a better staff!"
"Hands off,Magician of Faith! He's MINE!*Glomps Dark Magician*"
Dark Rabbit...
"Am I on suger high or something? Why am I always laughing like that?"
Black Luster Soldier(Formerly known as Chaos Fighter)...
"Blue's not my color."
"Dude,this is one kick-ass sword!"
"Ok,this red glow is really starting to creep me out now."
"Black Luster? What kind of name is THAT?"
Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon...
"Don't fusion monsters have ALL their attack powers added up? How come our attack strenth isn't 9000 then?"(Seriously,does anyone know why? Anyone?)
Petit Angel...
"Why does only Tea call upon me in duels, Nobody else likes me,Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"
"I'm way cuter than you Kuriboh, you hear me?! WAY CUTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"(Thanks to the McCunes for the last two. I think he may be right. PA is adorable!)
Conversasions...
[*all heads of Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon are aruguing*
Head #2:"Well at least your not beside him. HE SNORES!"
Head #3"What I do not!"
Head #1:"Wow that must suck, but he is smarter than you dumbass."
*The other two heads kill the first and go out to eat lunch.* ~Got the 1st part from Monty Python and the Holy Grail~](Thanks to Seto Kiaba...that was wierd...)
[Dark Magician:Alright,try it again.
Dark Magician Girl:Ok! Dark Magic Attack!
*Poof!*(Dark Magician turns into a frog)
Dark Magician Girl:Oops,sorry Master.
Dark Magician(Frog):Ribbit.]
