Things You'll Never Hear on Paper Mario
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sagesariaTitle: Things You'll Never Hear on Paper Mario
Category: Fanfiction, video game, Paper Mario
Rating: G
Genre: Humor
Summary: Paper Mario characters are such sweet little angels...until a hyper fangirl discovers their darker sides!!! Or, you know, whatever
Status: Probably won't make more
Mario...
"Yes! I did it! I murdered Mayor Penguin! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
"Boy,I could afford to lose some weight."
"Are these mushrooms even safe???"
Bow...
"WAAAAAAAH! I broke a nail! BOOTLER!"
"I'm sorry. Did I scare you?"
"Nobody wants to be my friend!(Cries)I need a hug!"
"I am NOT related to Jigglypuff! Don't make me double-slap you!"
Goombario...
(Dancing and singing)"I'm a little tea-pot short and stout,here is my handle,here is my spout! When I get all steamed up,here me shout,tip me over and pour me out!"
"I love you,Mom!"
"Duh...how am I supposed to know which way! You're the adventurer here!"
Goombaria...
"Mario has cooties! Eeeeeeeeewwwww!"
"Who cares about a stupid Princess Peach doll? From now on,I'm collecting Mario posters!"
Kooper...
"Sorry,I can't go on another adventure,Proffessor Kolorado. I have a date."
"Group hug everyone!"
Parakarry...
"Mr. Kolorado,your wife left this message:'I hate you,you no-good wandering husband! I have run off with your partner,Kooper!'"
"Guess what! I didn't drop any letters today!"
Kolorado...
"Forget finding the ruins! I'm going home to my wife!"
"Is it just me,or to I seem very much like Indiana Jones?"
Kolorado's Wife
"Welcome home,dear! Did you find the ruins? You did? Wonderful,sweetie!"
"Honey,I'm pregnant. Please stay home!"
Yoshi Kids AKA Fearsome 5...
"We love it here at home! There's so much cool stuff going on! We'd never go to the jungle!"
"We can go into the jungle another day. Let's watch Barny! YIPPEEEEEEEE!"
Bowser...
"E=MC2!"
"Who cares if the princess got out! It's her castle,isn't it?"
Mayor Penguin's Wife...
"Oh don't worry about him,dearie. He's just fallen over again."
"Penguin poetry is getting old. I wonder when Herringway's next book is coming out?"
Watt...
"Um,does anybody have,um,a flashlight?"
“Why do I say ‘um’ all the time?!?!?”
Sushi...
(Holding an axe behind her back)"I'm sorry,I haven't seen the kids today."
Albino Dino...
"Stop staring at me! Why is everyone staring at me all the time? WHY CAN'T I HAVE A LITTLE PRIVACY?? WAAAAAAAAAH!"(Thanks to Rachel Davison for that one)
"Ugh,I'm getting dizzy from all this turning around."
Chanterelle Aka Pop Diva...
"I don't want to sing this stuff! From now on,I'm DISCO DIVA!"
"Lalalalalala...geez,what are the words to this song anyway??"
Princess Peach...
"My name is Toadstool! TOADSTOOL! Why did Nintendo change my name?!"
Lakilester Aka Spike...
"Hmmm...maybe Lakilester isn't such a bad name after all."
"Forget Lakilulu,I love Sushie!"
Bombette...
"Ouch! I know it's my special ability,but does bombing have to hurt so much?"
"I'd hug you,Mario,but I have no arms."
"Marry me,Kooper!"
Jr. Troopa...
"WAAAAAAAAH!!!!!! MARIO BEAT ME! MOOOOOOOMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"
"You're too tough,Mario! I give up!"
"Why am I still holding a grudge against this guy? I mean,I know he's going to beat me next time I fight him,no matter what I do! It's just not worth it! I'm goin' home."
Category: Fanfiction, video game, Paper Mario
Rating: G
Genre: Humor
Summary: Paper Mario characters are such sweet little angels...until a hyper fangirl discovers their darker sides!!! Or, you know, whatever
Status: Probably won't make more
Mario...
"Yes! I did it! I murdered Mayor Penguin! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
"Boy,I could afford to lose some weight."
"Are these mushrooms even safe???"
Bow...
"WAAAAAAAH! I broke a nail! BOOTLER!"
"I'm sorry. Did I scare you?"
"Nobody wants to be my friend!(Cries)I need a hug!"
"I am NOT related to Jigglypuff! Don't make me double-slap you!"
Goombario...
(Dancing and singing)"I'm a little tea-pot short and stout,here is my handle,here is my spout! When I get all steamed up,here me shout,tip me over and pour me out!"
"I love you,Mom!"
"Duh...how am I supposed to know which way! You're the adventurer here!"
Goombaria...
"Mario has cooties! Eeeeeeeeewwwww!"
"Who cares about a stupid Princess Peach doll? From now on,I'm collecting Mario posters!"
Kooper...
"Sorry,I can't go on another adventure,Proffessor Kolorado. I have a date."
"Group hug everyone!"
Parakarry...
"Mr. Kolorado,your wife left this message:'I hate you,you no-good wandering husband! I have run off with your partner,Kooper!'"
"Guess what! I didn't drop any letters today!"
Kolorado...
"Forget finding the ruins! I'm going home to my wife!"
"Is it just me,or to I seem very much like Indiana Jones?"
Kolorado's Wife
"Welcome home,dear! Did you find the ruins? You did? Wonderful,sweetie!"
"Honey,I'm pregnant. Please stay home!"
Yoshi Kids AKA Fearsome 5...
"We love it here at home! There's so much cool stuff going on! We'd never go to the jungle!"
"We can go into the jungle another day. Let's watch Barny! YIPPEEEEEEEE!"
Bowser...
"E=MC2!"
"Who cares if the princess got out! It's her castle,isn't it?"
Mayor Penguin's Wife...
"Oh don't worry about him,dearie. He's just fallen over again."
"Penguin poetry is getting old. I wonder when Herringway's next book is coming out?"
Watt...
"Um,does anybody have,um,a flashlight?"
“Why do I say ‘um’ all the time?!?!?”
Sushi...
(Holding an axe behind her back)"I'm sorry,I haven't seen the kids today."
Albino Dino...
"Stop staring at me! Why is everyone staring at me all the time? WHY CAN'T I HAVE A LITTLE PRIVACY?? WAAAAAAAAAH!"(Thanks to Rachel Davison for that one)
"Ugh,I'm getting dizzy from all this turning around."
Chanterelle Aka Pop Diva...
"I don't want to sing this stuff! From now on,I'm DISCO DIVA!"
"Lalalalalala...geez,what are the words to this song anyway??"
Princess Peach...
"My name is Toadstool! TOADSTOOL! Why did Nintendo change my name?!"
Lakilester Aka Spike...
"Hmmm...maybe Lakilester isn't such a bad name after all."
"Forget Lakilulu,I love Sushie!"
Bombette...
"Ouch! I know it's my special ability,but does bombing have to hurt so much?"
"I'd hug you,Mario,but I have no arms."
"Marry me,Kooper!"
Jr. Troopa...
"WAAAAAAAAH!!!!!! MARIO BEAT ME! MOOOOOOOMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"
"You're too tough,Mario! I give up!"
"Why am I still holding a grudge against this guy? I mean,I know he's going to beat me next time I fight him,no matter what I do! It's just not worth it! I'm goin' home."
