Paper Mario Bloopers

[sagesaria]

Title: Paper Mario Bloopers
Category: Fanfiction, video game, Paper Mario
Rating: G
Genre: Humor
Summary: Yes, even video games make mistakes! Fun bloopers from the fun Paper Mario!
Status: No clue if I'll make more.


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I know some lines are wrong,but I don't remember them exactly,so I just use whatever's apropriate.
[The end,at Peach's party]
Guard:And now...Princess Peach!(Music plays. The doors open. Peach comes out and walks forword,and trips. Everyone laughs.)
Director:Cut!
Peach:I'm sorry. It's this dress! I can't walk in it!
[The star kid monster]
Monster:(Hidden)Wooooooooo...
Mario:Cut it out,Bow!
Bow:That wasn't me!
Bombette:Then who was--(Ghost apears in front of them. They all scream.)
Bow:(Hiding behind Mario)Aaaah! It's scary!(Laughter from crew)
Director:Cut!
Goombario:Doesn't that seem ironic? The scariest character in the game is afraid of a guy in a suit.(Everyone laughs)
Bow:Stop laughing! He just surprised me,that's all.
Director:All right people,settle down! Let's try again! Bow,remember,in the game,underneath that scary face is a bunch of Star Kids.
Bow:Right. I'm ready now.
[Mario plays the record in Boo's mansion]
Mario:Well,here goes.(Puts record in Phonograph and turns handle. Mario's theme plays.)
Boo:Oh! I love this song!(Goes over to phonograph and starts dancing. Mario accidently leans on handle and it breaks.)
Mario:Oops...
Director:Cut!
[Jr. Troopa returns]
Jr. Troopa:Here it comes,baby!! Check this out!!(Runs toward Mario,and trips and slides,but instead of falling into the water,he hits the camera,which turns on it's side)Oh,I'm sorry! Is it broken? I'm so sorry!(Mario and co. are rolling on the floor laughing)
Director:Cut!
[The Koopa Bros. fight]
Red:Mario,how'd you like some of this?(The other three jump onto each other's backs. Red tries to get on top,but he lands off balance and the whole Koopa-stack begins to wobble)
Black:Woah...steady...steady...WAAAAAH!!!(all four of them topple over. Mario and his friends are doubled over in hysterical laughter.)
Director:Cut! You all ok?
Green:I think my shell cracked. Why do I have to be on the bottom?
Take 2
Red:Mario,how'd you like some of this?(The other three stack up,Red tries to get onto the top,but jumps too far and comepletely misses the Koopa-stack)Ooops.
Director:Cut!
[Fighting Tubba's Heart]
Bow:I'll take care of him!(Goes up and uses her Smack attack,but on her first strike,she yelps in pain and grabs her wrist)Owowowowowow! I sprained my wrist! Ow,it hurts! Ow!
Director:Cut! Medics!
Take 2
Bow:I'll take care of him!(Goes up,and uses her Smack attack,and Tubba's heart falls off his podium.)Oops!(Starts laughing)Can that be part of the script now?
Director:Cut!
[Peach gives Gormet Guy the cake]
Peach:Here you go!
Gormet Guy:Oh! I've been waiting for so long! I've waisted away to nothing!(Peach comes over,but before she can put the cake on the table,she trips and the cake goes flying into Gormet Guy's face)
Peach:Oh my gosh! I am so sorry!
Gormet Guy:Mmmm...strawberry!(Laughter from crew)
Director:Cut! Maybe we should make the skirt a little shorter.
[Parrakary carries Mario over the gap that seperates Mt. Rugged from Dry Dry Dessert]
Parrakary:Hang on tight!(Flies over the gap,but halfway across,the rope holding him up snaps,and they both plumet to the ground)Ow...
Director:Cut!
[Tutankoopa's very scary warnings]
Tutankoopa:I am the big,scary Tutankoopa,remorseless--(Feedback screeches. Everyone who has hands covers their ears)
Bombette:Ow!
Director:Cut! Tutankoopa,don't hold the microphone so close to your mouth!
Tutankoopa:Sorry.
[Pop Diva sings]
(Chanterelle starts singing. Everyone is lost in her voice. Suddenly,Chanterelle starts coughing and sputtering)
Director:Cut! Chanterelle,what happened?
Chanterelle:*Cough cough*I swallowed*Cough*a bug!