Cell Block Tango YGO Style
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sagesariaTitle: The Cell Block Tango: Yu-Gi-Oh style
Category: Filk, anime/manga, Yu-Gi-Oh
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Humor, Parody
Summary: The guys of Yu-Gi-Oh sing about how they murdered their lovers
Status: Complete
One person on FFN commented that I could have changed a few of the verses better, and I agree, but the first verse is still my absolute favorite :D
(Dripping water taps and guards walking down the hall start to provide the rhythm)
Yami:
Rant
Joey:
Six
Tristen:
Squish
Shadi:
Uh-uh
Malik:
Cicero
Dark Magician:
Moffie.
(music starts)
Yami:
Rant
Joey:
Six
Tristen:
Squish
Shadi:
Uh-uh
Malik:
Cicero
Dark Magician:
Moffie.
Yami:
Rant
Joey:
Six
Tristen:
Squish
Shadi:
Uh-uh
Malik:
Cicero
Dark Magician:
Moffie.
All:
She had it coming…
She had it coming…
She only had herself to blame…
If you’d have been there…
If you’d have seen it…
Malik:
I betcha you would have done the same!
(Yami steps up. Boys continue to sing chorus in background)
Yami(dancing around Tea):
You know how people
have those little habits
that get you down? Like Tea.
Tea liked to talk about friendship.
No…not talk…RANT!
Well, I came home this one day
And I am really irritated, and
looking for a little sympathy
and there’s Tea layin’
On the couch yackin’ on the phone
and talkin’…No,not talkin’…rantin’
I said “Tea,if I have to hear one more
Friendship rant…”
And I did.
So I took the shotgun off the wall
and I fired two warning shots...
...into her head.
(Yami snatches a red scarf out of Tea’s hair and starts hitting her in the head with it. She falls)
All:
She had it coming…
She had it coming…
She only had herself to blame…
If you’d have been there…
If you’d have heard it…
I betcha you would have done the same!
(Joey steps foreward. Boys continue to sing chorus in background)
Joey(dancing around Mai):
I met Mai Vallentine from
Duelist Kingdom about two years ago
And she told me she was single
And we hit it off right away.
So,we started living together
She'd go to work, she'd come home, I'd
mix her a drink, We'd have dinner.
Well, it was like heaven in
two and a half rooms.
And then I found out,
"Single" she told me?
Single, my ass. Not only
was she married
(starts to pull Mai down to the floor)
...oh, no, she had six husbands.
One of those Mormons, you know. So that
night, when she came home, I mixed her
her drink as usual.
(bends down and kisses Mai and pulls a red scarf out of her mouth)
You know, some girls just can't hold
their arsenic.
All:
She had it coming
She had it coming
She took a flower
In its prime
And then she used it
And she abused it
It was a murder
But not a crime!
(Tristen steps forward. A precusion beat plays in the background)
Tristen(standing in front of Miho, kind of circling around her):
Now, I'm standing in the kitchen
carvin' myself some chicken for dinner,
minding my own business,
and in storms my wife Miho,
in a jealous rage.
"You been screwin' the milkman,"
she says. She was crazy
and she kept screamin',
"you been screwin the milkman."
And then she ran into my knife.
She ran into my knife ten times!
(pulls a long red scarf out of Miho’s stomach. She falls as he pulls it out)
All:
If you’d have been there…
If you’d have seen it…
I betcha you would have done the same!
(Shadi steps foreward)
Shadi(dancing with some Egyptian girl)
*Speaks in Egyptian. We don’t know what he’s saying*
Yugi:
Yeah,but did you do it?
Shadi:
Uh-uh! Not guilty!
(Egyptian woman falls. Shadi produces a white scarf. Malik steps up)
Malik(dances with Isis and Rishid):
My sister, Isis and
I did this double act
and my friend,Rishid,
used to travel round with us.
Now, for the last number in
our act, we did these 20 acrobatic
four,five...splits, spread eagles,
back flips,flip flops,
one right after the other.
Well, this one night we were in Cicero,
the three of us, sittin' up
in a hotel room, boozin' and
havin' a few laughs and
we ran out of ice.
So I went out to get some.
I come back, open the door
and there's Isis and
Rishid doing Number Seventeen-
the spread eagle!
(Isis and Rishid do the spread eagle)
Well, I was in such a state of shock,
I completely blacked out.I can't remember a thing.
It wasn't until later,
when I was washing the blood off my hands
(produces two red scarves, one in each hand)
I even knew they were dead.
(sings with chorus in background)
They had it coming
They had it coming
They had it coming all along
I didn't do it
But if I'd done it
How could you tell me that I was wrong?
(Dark Magician steps up)
Dark Magician(Magician off Faith dancing around him)
I loved the Magician of Faith
More then I could possibly say.
She was a real mystical girl...
sensitive... a sorceress.
But she was troubled.
She was always trying
to find himself.
She'd go out every night
looking for herself
and on the way
she found Celtic Guardian,
Flamed Swordsman,
Ax Rader and Mystical Elf.
I guess you can say we broke
up because or artistic differences.
She saw herself as alive
(produces a red scarf and strangles Magician of Faith with it)
and I saw her dead.
All:
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
They had it comin'
They had it comin'
They had it comin'
All along
'Cause if they used us
And they abused us
How could you tell us
That we were wrong?
She had it coming
She had it coming
She only had
Herself
To blame.
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha
You would
Have done
The same!
Yami:
If I have to hear one more friendship rant…
Joey:
Single my ass.
Tristen:
Ten times!
Shadi:
Not guilty!
Malik:
Number seventeen-the spread eagle.
Dark Magician
Artistic differences.
All:
I betcha you would have done the same!
Category: Filk, anime/manga, Yu-Gi-Oh
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Humor, Parody
Summary: The guys of Yu-Gi-Oh sing about how they murdered their lovers
Status: Complete
One person on FFN commented that I could have changed a few of the verses better, and I agree, but the first verse is still my absolute favorite :D
(Dripping water taps and guards walking down the hall start to provide the rhythm)
Yami:
Rant
Joey:
Six
Tristen:
Squish
Shadi:
Uh-uh
Malik:
Cicero
Dark Magician:
Moffie.
(music starts)
Yami:
Rant
Joey:
Six
Tristen:
Squish
Shadi:
Uh-uh
Malik:
Cicero
Dark Magician:
Moffie.
Yami:
Rant
Joey:
Six
Tristen:
Squish
Shadi:
Uh-uh
Malik:
Cicero
Dark Magician:
Moffie.
All:
She had it coming…
She had it coming…
She only had herself to blame…
If you’d have been there…
If you’d have seen it…
Malik:
I betcha you would have done the same!
(Yami steps up. Boys continue to sing chorus in background)
Yami(dancing around Tea):
You know how people
have those little habits
that get you down? Like Tea.
Tea liked to talk about friendship.
No…not talk…RANT!
Well, I came home this one day
And I am really irritated, and
looking for a little sympathy
and there’s Tea layin’
On the couch yackin’ on the phone
and talkin’…No,not talkin’…rantin’
I said “Tea,if I have to hear one more
Friendship rant…”
And I did.
So I took the shotgun off the wall
and I fired two warning shots...
...into her head.
(Yami snatches a red scarf out of Tea’s hair and starts hitting her in the head with it. She falls)
All:
She had it coming…
She had it coming…
She only had herself to blame…
If you’d have been there…
If you’d have heard it…
I betcha you would have done the same!
(Joey steps foreward. Boys continue to sing chorus in background)
Joey(dancing around Mai):
I met Mai Vallentine from
Duelist Kingdom about two years ago
And she told me she was single
And we hit it off right away.
So,we started living together
She'd go to work, she'd come home, I'd
mix her a drink, We'd have dinner.
Well, it was like heaven in
two and a half rooms.
And then I found out,
"Single" she told me?
Single, my ass. Not only
was she married
(starts to pull Mai down to the floor)
...oh, no, she had six husbands.
One of those Mormons, you know. So that
night, when she came home, I mixed her
her drink as usual.
(bends down and kisses Mai and pulls a red scarf out of her mouth)
You know, some girls just can't hold
their arsenic.
All:
She had it coming
She had it coming
She took a flower
In its prime
And then she used it
And she abused it
It was a murder
But not a crime!
(Tristen steps forward. A precusion beat plays in the background)
Tristen(standing in front of Miho, kind of circling around her):
Now, I'm standing in the kitchen
carvin' myself some chicken for dinner,
minding my own business,
and in storms my wife Miho,
in a jealous rage.
"You been screwin' the milkman,"
she says. She was crazy
and she kept screamin',
"you been screwin the milkman."
And then she ran into my knife.
She ran into my knife ten times!
(pulls a long red scarf out of Miho’s stomach. She falls as he pulls it out)
All:
If you’d have been there…
If you’d have seen it…
I betcha you would have done the same!
(Shadi steps foreward)
Shadi(dancing with some Egyptian girl)
*Speaks in Egyptian. We don’t know what he’s saying*
Yugi:
Yeah,but did you do it?
Shadi:
Uh-uh! Not guilty!
(Egyptian woman falls. Shadi produces a white scarf. Malik steps up)
Malik(dances with Isis and Rishid):
My sister, Isis and
I did this double act
and my friend,Rishid,
used to travel round with us.
Now, for the last number in
our act, we did these 20 acrobatic
four,five...splits, spread eagles,
back flips,flip flops,
one right after the other.
Well, this one night we were in Cicero,
the three of us, sittin' up
in a hotel room, boozin' and
havin' a few laughs and
we ran out of ice.
So I went out to get some.
I come back, open the door
and there's Isis and
Rishid doing Number Seventeen-
the spread eagle!
(Isis and Rishid do the spread eagle)
Well, I was in such a state of shock,
I completely blacked out.I can't remember a thing.
It wasn't until later,
when I was washing the blood off my hands
(produces two red scarves, one in each hand)
I even knew they were dead.
(sings with chorus in background)
They had it coming
They had it coming
They had it coming all along
I didn't do it
But if I'd done it
How could you tell me that I was wrong?
(Dark Magician steps up)
Dark Magician(Magician off Faith dancing around him)
I loved the Magician of Faith
More then I could possibly say.
She was a real mystical girl...
sensitive... a sorceress.
But she was troubled.
She was always trying
to find himself.
She'd go out every night
looking for herself
and on the way
she found Celtic Guardian,
Flamed Swordsman,
Ax Rader and Mystical Elf.
I guess you can say we broke
up because or artistic differences.
She saw herself as alive
(produces a red scarf and strangles Magician of Faith with it)
and I saw her dead.
All:
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
They had it comin'
They had it comin'
They had it comin'
All along
'Cause if they used us
And they abused us
How could you tell us
That we were wrong?
She had it coming
She had it coming
She only had
Herself
To blame.
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha
You would
Have done
The same!
Yami:
If I have to hear one more friendship rant…
Joey:
Single my ass.
Tristen:
Ten times!
Shadi:
Not guilty!
Malik:
Number seventeen-the spread eagle.
Dark Magician
Artistic differences.
All:
I betcha you would have done the same!
