Harry Potter Bloopers!
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sagesariaTitle: Harry Potter Bloopers!
Category: Fanfiction, book, Harry Potter
Rating: PG
Genres: Humor, Parody
Summary: Pretty much what the title says: Bloopers for Harry Potter books 1-4
Status: Probably won't continue. These are OLD!
(Note:To make it a bit more realistic,I'm going to use the names of the actors from the movie when the director is talking to them,but I'll use the characters names for those I don't know who the actors are for them. I will,however,use the character names in the scene itself. Oh,just read it and you'll know what I mean! The [] indicate the scene,while() indicates action.
Also,these are strictly for the books,not for the movie.)
Book 1
[Harry introduces himself on the train]
Ron:And you really have that...you know...
Harry:(Snorts and bursts into laughter)I'm sorry! I-I just can't keep a straight face!
Chris:Cut! All right Daniel,just try to calm down. Let's try again.
Take 2
Ron:And you really have that...(starts laughing)I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Chris:Cut! We'll take a five minute break.
Take 3
Ron:And you really have that...you know...
(Harry pulls back his hair to show his scar. It's all smudged and doesn't even look like a lightning bolt. Ron falls out of his seat laughing.)
Harry:What?? What's so funny?
Chris:(Trying not to laugh)Cut! Makeup!
[Harry sees his parents in the Mirror of Erised]
Harry:Mom? Dad?(Puts his hands on the mirror. It falls over and breaks with a loud crash.)Oops! Heh...seven years bad luck!
Chris:Cut!
Take 2
Harry:Mom? Dad?(Puts his hands on mirror. It's on a hinge,so it flips and whacks Harry in the head)Ow!
Chris:Cut! Daniel,try not to touch the bottem of the mirror.
Take 3
Harry:Mom? Dad?(Lily makes a funny face. Harry falls over laughing.)
Chris:Cut! Geraldine,stop fooling around!
Lily:I'm sorry! I couldn't help it!
[Harry shows the Mirror of Erised to Ron]
Ron:Do you think this mirror shows the future?
Harry:How can it? Both my peasents--peasents?(Both of them start laughing)Sorry about that!
Chris:Cut!
[Hermione shows Ron how to do Wingardium Leviosa]
Hermione:Wingardium Leviosa(Accidently wacks the wand on the table. It snaps in half.)Oops...
Chris:Cut! Emma,try not to hit the table.
Hermione:Sorry...
Take 2
Hermione:Wingardium Leviosa!(Wand flies out of her hand.)
Voice in the distance:OW!!
Hermione:Sorry!
Chris:Cut!
[Harry,Ron,Hermione and Neville confront Fluffy for the first time]
All:AAAAAAAAAH!(Neville coughs and sputters)
Neville:*Cough cough*I swallowed a bug!*Cough*Stop the camera!
Chris:Cut! Matt,you ok?
Neville:I think I need a break.
[Hagrid,Neville,Hermione,Malfoy,and Harry in the Forbidden Forest]
Malfoy:I get Fang!
Hagrid:All right,but I warn yeh,he's--(Fang lifts one leg and starts...you know...Harry,Neville and Hermione jump backward)
Harry:Eeeeew!
Hermione:Yeek!
Neville:Fang!
Chris:Cut!
Take 2
Malfoy:I get Fang!
Hagrid:All right,but I warn yeh--(A meow is heard off stage. Fang barks and runs off.)
Harry:(Chases Fang)Fang! Come back here! Bad dog!
Chris:Cut! Get that cat outta here!
[Harry is about to go after Malfoy on a broom]
Harry:(Mounts broom)To infinity and beyond!(Everyone laughs)Sorry. I couldn't resist! All right,let's go for real now.
Chris:Cut!
[The Weasley family at King's Cross Station]
Fred:I'm not Fred,I'm George! Honestly woman,you call youself our brother?(Other kids burst into laughter)What? What'd I say?
Chirs:Cut! James,it's "Mother",not "Brother".
Take 2
Fred:I'm not Gred,I'm Forge--Oops.(Everyone nealy falls over laughing.)
Chris:Cut!
Take 3
Fred:I'm not George--Aaargh!(Starts banging his head on the wall. Everyone in rolling on the floor laughing)
Chris:(In total hysterics)Cut!
[Hermione shows the boys the book with Flamel's name in it]
Hermione:I never thought to look in here!(Slams the book down on the table,accidently landing on Harry's fingers)
Harry:OW! Watch it!
Hermione:Sorry!
Chris:Cut! Get Dan some ice!
Take 2
Hermione:I'd never thought to look in--(Drops the book painfully on her foot)OWWWWW!
Chris:Cut!
Take 3
Hermione:I’d never thought to look in here!(slams book on the table. It breaks)Oops…
Chris:Cut!
[Harry talks about his life with the Durselys]
Harry:and until Hagrid told me,I didn't know--(sound of a cell phone ringing)'scuse me.(pulls cell phone out of his pocket and answers it)Hello? Mum! Mum,I'm filming right now! What? I'll be off at five,Mum. I'll call you,ok? Don't call before five!(Hangs up.)Sorry.
Chris:Cut!
Ron:Why did you even bring your cell phone on set?
Harry:(Turning red)Sorry...
[Dumbledore and Mcgonagal in the first chapter]
Dumbledore:Would you care for a lemmon drop?
Mcgonagal:(Bursts into laughter)I'm sorry! I'm sorry! That's--that's just so funny,I don't know why!
Chris:Cut! Maggie,breath,we'll try again.
[Harry hangs off his broom by one hand]
Harry:Help! Help me!(Falls)Aaaaaaaaaah!(Thud)ow...
Chris:Cut!
[Harry and Malfoy in the air]
Harry:Give it here Malfoy,or I'll knock you off your broom!(Flies toward Malfoy,but his broom flips over and he falls)Waaah!(Thud)Ouch...
Chris:Cut! Special effects,you have to keep the broom steady! And get a medic!
Book 2
[Harry and Ron go into the girl's bathroom to see why Myrtle is crying]
(Harry and Ron step through the water to get to the stall Myrtle is in. Harry slips on the wet tile floor and lands on his bum.)
Harry:Ow! God,that hurt!(Ron goes and helps him up)
Chris:Cut! Daniel,are you ok?
Harry:Yeah. Let's just try that again.
[Harry meets Tom Riddle in the Chamber of Secrets]
Harry:Have you seen my--(Sees Tom twirling the wand in his hand)Thanks(Tom drops the wand)
Tom:Oops! I'm sorry! I'm not very good at that kind of thing. Heh heh...
Chris:Cut!
[Myrtle tells Harry about the book]
Myrtle:It's over there. It got washed away.
(Harry goes to check it out,and slips and lands on his face)
Harry:OW! Darn it,this floor is too slippery!
Chris:Cut!
[Hermione asks Professor Binns about the Chamber of Secrets]
Hermione:Professor,what do you know of the Chamber of Secrets?(Everyone looks up,except Harry.)
Chris:Cut! What's up with Daniel?
(Hermione goes over and looks at Harry.)
Hermione:He's asleep,bless his soul.
Chris:(Laughs)I guess we'll take a break. David,get Dan to his trailer.(David Hayman carries Harry off the set.)
[Harry pretends to cast a spell on the hedge]
Harry:Ziggory pokery! Hocas Pocas!(Dudley starts laughing)
Dudley:Sorry! He just--he just sounds so funny,saying all that stuff!(Laughing starts to subside)Ok,all right,let's try that again.
Chris:Cut!
Take 2
Harry:Ziggory Pokery-(Starts laughing. So does Dudley.)
Harry:I'm sorry! I'm sorry!!
Chris:Cut!
Take 3
Harry:Ziggory Pokery! Hocas Pocas! Uhh...umm...what was the last one???
Chris:Cut!
[The Howler]
(Ron opens the Howler)
Mrs. Weasley's voice on Howler:STEALING THE CAR! WHAT WERE--(Feedback screeches. Everyone covers their ears)
Harry:OW!
Chris:Cut!
Book 3
[Harry fails on his first try with Expecto Patronum]
Harry:It's getting worse.(Tries to bite off the head of his Chocolate Frog,but fails)Ow,my tooth. Can't I get a softer chocolate for this?
Chris:Cut! Get Dan a softer chocolate!
Take 2
Harry:It's getting worse.(Bites off frog's head and talks with his mouthful and it's very hard to make out what he said.)
Chris:Cut! Dan,try to talk around the chocolate!
Harry:(Swallows)Sorry. That was an exceptionaly big bite.
[Snape threatens Sirius with his wand]
(Snape pulls his wand and points it at Sirius...handle first)
Snape:Give me a reason...(Sirius starts laughing)What?!
Sirius:(Laughing uncontrolably)You're-you're holding the wand backwards!
Snape:(Looks at his wand)Whoops!
Chris:(Laughing just as hard as Sirius)C-c-cut!
Take 2
(Snape pulls out his wand and it flies out of his hand. Everyone laughs)
Chris:Oh for crying out loud! Cut! Put some sand paper on these wands or something!
[The Dementor on the train]
(Dementor looks Harry's way)
Harry:Uhhhhhhh...(Rolls his eyes and falls to the floor,hitting his head)Ow!
Chris:Cut! You ok,Daniel?
Harry:(Gets back into his seat)Yeah,I'm ok.
Chris:That was a good fall. Just try to control your impact,ok? All right people,let's try again.
[Sirius tells Harry the truth]
Sirius:Believe me,Harry. I never betrayed James and Lily. I would have died before I betrayed them.
(Silence. Harry starts laughing)
Harry:I'm sorry! It's so hard to stay quiet in a moment of awkward silence!
Chris:Cut!
Take 2
Sirius:Believe me Harry--(Harry sneezes. everyone bursts into laugher)
Harry:*Sniff*Sorry. It's dusty in here.
Chris:Cut!
[Lupin's first lesson]
Lupin:Let's ask ourselves...what is a Boggart?(Hermione raises her hand)Hermione?
Hermione:Uhhh...what's my line again?
Chris:Cut! Your line is "It's a shapeshifter!"
Hermione:I'm sorry. It's hard to remember all these creatures.
[Harry is thirsty in the middle of the night]
Harry:(Fills his goblet,and takes a drink)Ow!(Clutches his forehead)
Ron:(Half asleep)What's wrong,Harry? Your scar hurt again?
Harry:(Shakes his head)Brainfreeze.
Chris:Cut! Nice ab lib,Rupert. Let's try that again. Try not to drink so fast this time,Daniel.
Book 4
[Snape threatens Harry with the veritaserum]
Snape:And unless you watch your step,you might just find that my hand slips-(Shakes vile,then drops it)Whoops.(All the kids laugh)
Harry:Speaking of hands slipping!
Chris:Cut!
Snape:Sorry about that.
Take 2
Snape:And unless you watch your step,you might just find that my hand slips(Shakes vile)right over your nightly goblet-er-glass-wait,what was it?
Chris:Cut! Alan,it's "Right over your evening pumpkin juice!" Let's try again.
[Harry summons his Firebolt]
Harry:Accio Firebolt!(Firebolt comes and hits him in the face)Ow!
Chris:Cut! Are you ok,Dan?
Harry:(Clutching his face)Jeez! The impact pressed the glasses into my face! Oy,what a smack!(shakes his head)All right,let's give that another try.
Take 2
Harry:Accio Firebolt!(Firebolt comes. He makes a grab for it and misses)
Chris:Cut! Prop boy,try to throw it TOWARDS DAN'S HAND!
Take 3
Harry:Accio Firebolt!(Firebolt comes. Harry grabs it before it hits his face,but the effort knocks him over.)Ow...
Chris:Cut!
Take 4
Harry:Accio Firebolt!(Nothing happens)Ahem. Accio Firebolt!(Still nothing happens)
Chris:Cut! Where's the prop boy?
David Heyman:I think I saw him go to lunch.
Chris:(Frusterated grunt)
Harry:That reminds me,I'm hungry.
Chris:Arrrgh! Fine,fine,we'll take a lunch break!
Take 5
Harry:Accio Firebolt!(Firebolt comes. Harry grabs it like a guitar and starts singing loudly)BORN TO BE WIIIILD(Laughs)I'm sorry! Rupert had too much caffine and was doing that in his trailer,and I-I just couldn't resist it! I am so sorry!
Chris:Cut! Note to catering crew,less caffine for Rupert.
Take 6
Harry:Accio Firebolt!(Firebolt comes. Harry grabs it and mounts it with the brush in the front.)
Chris:Cut! Daniel,you're mounting the broom the wrong way!
Harry:(Looks)Oops! Sorry.
[Hermione's hatemail]
Ron:(Sniffs envelope)Undiluted Bubotuper--oops.(Everyone starts laughing)Can we try that again?
Chris:Cut!
Take 2
Ron:Undiluted Tubobuber--(Everyone laughs)Ack!
Chris:Cut!
Take 3
Ron:Undiluted Tubopooper--Argh!(Everyone laughs,you know)
Chris:Cut!
Take 4
Ron Undiluted Bopotooper--(Starts running his mouth with lots of "B" sounds as everyone laughs)
Harry:Easy for you to say!(Everyone,including Ron this time,laughs)
Chris:Cut!
Take 5
Ron:Undiluted Bubotuber bus--(Everyone laughs. Ron pouts)Hey,at least I said Bubotupa...tubobuber...argh! I can't say it again!
Chris:Cut! Cut already!
[Voldemort rises again]
Voldemort:(Comes out of the cauldron)WAZUUUUUUUUUP!!!(Laughter from the crew)Sorry. I couldn't resist.
Chris:Cut!
Voldemort:All right,let's go for real now.
Take 2
Voldemort:(Comes out of the cauldron)Robe me--(Coughs)Man,that's rough on the throat!
Chris:Cut!
Category: Fanfiction, book, Harry Potter
Rating: PG
Genres: Humor, Parody
Summary: Pretty much what the title says: Bloopers for Harry Potter books 1-4
Status: Probably won't continue. These are OLD!
(Note:To make it a bit more realistic,I'm going to use the names of the actors from the movie when the director is talking to them,but I'll use the characters names for those I don't know who the actors are for them. I will,however,use the character names in the scene itself. Oh,just read it and you'll know what I mean! The [] indicate the scene,while() indicates action.
Also,these are strictly for the books,not for the movie.)
Book 1
[Harry introduces himself on the train]
Ron:And you really have that...you know...
Harry:(Snorts and bursts into laughter)I'm sorry! I-I just can't keep a straight face!
Chris:Cut! All right Daniel,just try to calm down. Let's try again.
Take 2
Ron:And you really have that...(starts laughing)I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Chris:Cut! We'll take a five minute break.
Take 3
Ron:And you really have that...you know...
(Harry pulls back his hair to show his scar. It's all smudged and doesn't even look like a lightning bolt. Ron falls out of his seat laughing.)
Harry:What?? What's so funny?
Chris:(Trying not to laugh)Cut! Makeup!
[Harry sees his parents in the Mirror of Erised]
Harry:Mom? Dad?(Puts his hands on the mirror. It falls over and breaks with a loud crash.)Oops! Heh...seven years bad luck!
Chris:Cut!
Take 2
Harry:Mom? Dad?(Puts his hands on mirror. It's on a hinge,so it flips and whacks Harry in the head)Ow!
Chris:Cut! Daniel,try not to touch the bottem of the mirror.
Take 3
Harry:Mom? Dad?(Lily makes a funny face. Harry falls over laughing.)
Chris:Cut! Geraldine,stop fooling around!
Lily:I'm sorry! I couldn't help it!
[Harry shows the Mirror of Erised to Ron]
Ron:Do you think this mirror shows the future?
Harry:How can it? Both my peasents--peasents?(Both of them start laughing)Sorry about that!
Chris:Cut!
[Hermione shows Ron how to do Wingardium Leviosa]
Hermione:Wingardium Leviosa(Accidently wacks the wand on the table. It snaps in half.)Oops...
Chris:Cut! Emma,try not to hit the table.
Hermione:Sorry...
Take 2
Hermione:Wingardium Leviosa!(Wand flies out of her hand.)
Voice in the distance:OW!!
Hermione:Sorry!
Chris:Cut!
[Harry,Ron,Hermione and Neville confront Fluffy for the first time]
All:AAAAAAAAAH!(Neville coughs and sputters)
Neville:*Cough cough*I swallowed a bug!*Cough*Stop the camera!
Chris:Cut! Matt,you ok?
Neville:I think I need a break.
[Hagrid,Neville,Hermione,Malfoy,and Harry in the Forbidden Forest]
Malfoy:I get Fang!
Hagrid:All right,but I warn yeh,he's--(Fang lifts one leg and starts...you know...Harry,Neville and Hermione jump backward)
Harry:Eeeeew!
Hermione:Yeek!
Neville:Fang!
Chris:Cut!
Take 2
Malfoy:I get Fang!
Hagrid:All right,but I warn yeh--(A meow is heard off stage. Fang barks and runs off.)
Harry:(Chases Fang)Fang! Come back here! Bad dog!
Chris:Cut! Get that cat outta here!
[Harry is about to go after Malfoy on a broom]
Harry:(Mounts broom)To infinity and beyond!(Everyone laughs)Sorry. I couldn't resist! All right,let's go for real now.
Chris:Cut!
[The Weasley family at King's Cross Station]
Fred:I'm not Fred,I'm George! Honestly woman,you call youself our brother?(Other kids burst into laughter)What? What'd I say?
Chirs:Cut! James,it's "Mother",not "Brother".
Take 2
Fred:I'm not Gred,I'm Forge--Oops.(Everyone nealy falls over laughing.)
Chris:Cut!
Take 3
Fred:I'm not George--Aaargh!(Starts banging his head on the wall. Everyone in rolling on the floor laughing)
Chris:(In total hysterics)Cut!
[Hermione shows the boys the book with Flamel's name in it]
Hermione:I never thought to look in here!(Slams the book down on the table,accidently landing on Harry's fingers)
Harry:OW! Watch it!
Hermione:Sorry!
Chris:Cut! Get Dan some ice!
Take 2
Hermione:I'd never thought to look in--(Drops the book painfully on her foot)OWWWWW!
Chris:Cut!
Take 3
Hermione:I’d never thought to look in here!(slams book on the table. It breaks)Oops…
Chris:Cut!
[Harry talks about his life with the Durselys]
Harry:and until Hagrid told me,I didn't know--(sound of a cell phone ringing)'scuse me.(pulls cell phone out of his pocket and answers it)Hello? Mum! Mum,I'm filming right now! What? I'll be off at five,Mum. I'll call you,ok? Don't call before five!(Hangs up.)Sorry.
Chris:Cut!
Ron:Why did you even bring your cell phone on set?
Harry:(Turning red)Sorry...
[Dumbledore and Mcgonagal in the first chapter]
Dumbledore:Would you care for a lemmon drop?
Mcgonagal:(Bursts into laughter)I'm sorry! I'm sorry! That's--that's just so funny,I don't know why!
Chris:Cut! Maggie,breath,we'll try again.
[Harry hangs off his broom by one hand]
Harry:Help! Help me!(Falls)Aaaaaaaaaah!(Thud)ow...
Chris:Cut!
[Harry and Malfoy in the air]
Harry:Give it here Malfoy,or I'll knock you off your broom!(Flies toward Malfoy,but his broom flips over and he falls)Waaah!(Thud)Ouch...
Chris:Cut! Special effects,you have to keep the broom steady! And get a medic!
Book 2
[Harry and Ron go into the girl's bathroom to see why Myrtle is crying]
(Harry and Ron step through the water to get to the stall Myrtle is in. Harry slips on the wet tile floor and lands on his bum.)
Harry:Ow! God,that hurt!(Ron goes and helps him up)
Chris:Cut! Daniel,are you ok?
Harry:Yeah. Let's just try that again.
[Harry meets Tom Riddle in the Chamber of Secrets]
Harry:Have you seen my--(Sees Tom twirling the wand in his hand)Thanks(Tom drops the wand)
Tom:Oops! I'm sorry! I'm not very good at that kind of thing. Heh heh...
Chris:Cut!
[Myrtle tells Harry about the book]
Myrtle:It's over there. It got washed away.
(Harry goes to check it out,and slips and lands on his face)
Harry:OW! Darn it,this floor is too slippery!
Chris:Cut!
[Hermione asks Professor Binns about the Chamber of Secrets]
Hermione:Professor,what do you know of the Chamber of Secrets?(Everyone looks up,except Harry.)
Chris:Cut! What's up with Daniel?
(Hermione goes over and looks at Harry.)
Hermione:He's asleep,bless his soul.
Chris:(Laughs)I guess we'll take a break. David,get Dan to his trailer.(David Hayman carries Harry off the set.)
[Harry pretends to cast a spell on the hedge]
Harry:Ziggory pokery! Hocas Pocas!(Dudley starts laughing)
Dudley:Sorry! He just--he just sounds so funny,saying all that stuff!(Laughing starts to subside)Ok,all right,let's try that again.
Chris:Cut!
Take 2
Harry:Ziggory Pokery-(Starts laughing. So does Dudley.)
Harry:I'm sorry! I'm sorry!!
Chris:Cut!
Take 3
Harry:Ziggory Pokery! Hocas Pocas! Uhh...umm...what was the last one???
Chris:Cut!
[The Howler]
(Ron opens the Howler)
Mrs. Weasley's voice on Howler:STEALING THE CAR! WHAT WERE--(Feedback screeches. Everyone covers their ears)
Harry:OW!
Chris:Cut!
Book 3
[Harry fails on his first try with Expecto Patronum]
Harry:It's getting worse.(Tries to bite off the head of his Chocolate Frog,but fails)Ow,my tooth. Can't I get a softer chocolate for this?
Chris:Cut! Get Dan a softer chocolate!
Take 2
Harry:It's getting worse.(Bites off frog's head and talks with his mouthful and it's very hard to make out what he said.)
Chris:Cut! Dan,try to talk around the chocolate!
Harry:(Swallows)Sorry. That was an exceptionaly big bite.
[Snape threatens Sirius with his wand]
(Snape pulls his wand and points it at Sirius...handle first)
Snape:Give me a reason...(Sirius starts laughing)What?!
Sirius:(Laughing uncontrolably)You're-you're holding the wand backwards!
Snape:(Looks at his wand)Whoops!
Chris:(Laughing just as hard as Sirius)C-c-cut!
Take 2
(Snape pulls out his wand and it flies out of his hand. Everyone laughs)
Chris:Oh for crying out loud! Cut! Put some sand paper on these wands or something!
[The Dementor on the train]
(Dementor looks Harry's way)
Harry:Uhhhhhhh...(Rolls his eyes and falls to the floor,hitting his head)Ow!
Chris:Cut! You ok,Daniel?
Harry:(Gets back into his seat)Yeah,I'm ok.
Chris:That was a good fall. Just try to control your impact,ok? All right people,let's try again.
[Sirius tells Harry the truth]
Sirius:Believe me,Harry. I never betrayed James and Lily. I would have died before I betrayed them.
(Silence. Harry starts laughing)
Harry:I'm sorry! It's so hard to stay quiet in a moment of awkward silence!
Chris:Cut!
Take 2
Sirius:Believe me Harry--(Harry sneezes. everyone bursts into laugher)
Harry:*Sniff*Sorry. It's dusty in here.
Chris:Cut!
[Lupin's first lesson]
Lupin:Let's ask ourselves...what is a Boggart?(Hermione raises her hand)Hermione?
Hermione:Uhhh...what's my line again?
Chris:Cut! Your line is "It's a shapeshifter!"
Hermione:I'm sorry. It's hard to remember all these creatures.
[Harry is thirsty in the middle of the night]
Harry:(Fills his goblet,and takes a drink)Ow!(Clutches his forehead)
Ron:(Half asleep)What's wrong,Harry? Your scar hurt again?
Harry:(Shakes his head)Brainfreeze.
Chris:Cut! Nice ab lib,Rupert. Let's try that again. Try not to drink so fast this time,Daniel.
Book 4
[Snape threatens Harry with the veritaserum]
Snape:And unless you watch your step,you might just find that my hand slips-(Shakes vile,then drops it)Whoops.(All the kids laugh)
Harry:Speaking of hands slipping!
Chris:Cut!
Snape:Sorry about that.
Take 2
Snape:And unless you watch your step,you might just find that my hand slips(Shakes vile)right over your nightly goblet-er-glass-wait,what was it?
Chris:Cut! Alan,it's "Right over your evening pumpkin juice!" Let's try again.
[Harry summons his Firebolt]
Harry:Accio Firebolt!(Firebolt comes and hits him in the face)Ow!
Chris:Cut! Are you ok,Dan?
Harry:(Clutching his face)Jeez! The impact pressed the glasses into my face! Oy,what a smack!(shakes his head)All right,let's give that another try.
Take 2
Harry:Accio Firebolt!(Firebolt comes. He makes a grab for it and misses)
Chris:Cut! Prop boy,try to throw it TOWARDS DAN'S HAND!
Take 3
Harry:Accio Firebolt!(Firebolt comes. Harry grabs it before it hits his face,but the effort knocks him over.)Ow...
Chris:Cut!
Take 4
Harry:Accio Firebolt!(Nothing happens)Ahem. Accio Firebolt!(Still nothing happens)
Chris:Cut! Where's the prop boy?
David Heyman:I think I saw him go to lunch.
Chris:(Frusterated grunt)
Harry:That reminds me,I'm hungry.
Chris:Arrrgh! Fine,fine,we'll take a lunch break!
Take 5
Harry:Accio Firebolt!(Firebolt comes. Harry grabs it like a guitar and starts singing loudly)BORN TO BE WIIIILD(Laughs)I'm sorry! Rupert had too much caffine and was doing that in his trailer,and I-I just couldn't resist it! I am so sorry!
Chris:Cut! Note to catering crew,less caffine for Rupert.
Take 6
Harry:Accio Firebolt!(Firebolt comes. Harry grabs it and mounts it with the brush in the front.)
Chris:Cut! Daniel,you're mounting the broom the wrong way!
Harry:(Looks)Oops! Sorry.
[Hermione's hatemail]
Ron:(Sniffs envelope)Undiluted Bubotuper--oops.(Everyone starts laughing)Can we try that again?
Chris:Cut!
Take 2
Ron:Undiluted Tubobuber--(Everyone laughs)Ack!
Chris:Cut!
Take 3
Ron:Undiluted Tubopooper--Argh!(Everyone laughs,you know)
Chris:Cut!
Take 4
Ron Undiluted Bopotooper--(Starts running his mouth with lots of "B" sounds as everyone laughs)
Harry:Easy for you to say!(Everyone,including Ron this time,laughs)
Chris:Cut!
Take 5
Ron:Undiluted Bubotuber bus--(Everyone laughs. Ron pouts)Hey,at least I said Bubotupa...tubobuber...argh! I can't say it again!
Chris:Cut! Cut already!
[Voldemort rises again]
Voldemort:(Comes out of the cauldron)WAZUUUUUUUUUP!!!(Laughter from the crew)Sorry. I couldn't resist.
Chris:Cut!
Voldemort:All right,let's go for real now.
Take 2
Voldemort:(Comes out of the cauldron)Robe me--(Coughs)Man,that's rough on the throat!
Chris:Cut!
