Two Perfect Guys

[sagesaria]

Title: Two Perfect Guys
Category: Filk, anime/manga, Houshin Engi(AKA Soul Hunter)
Rating: PG
Genres: Humor, Parody
Summary: To the tune of Two Perfect Girls from the Pokemon soundtrack. Me singing about how I can't choose between Roushi or Taikoubou
Status: Complete



A one-Senin girl’s what I wanna be….

Hug him close while he sips his tea….

I would if I could, but it’s just no good

‘Cause there’s two perfect guys for me!

Chorus:

Roushi, oh Roushi!

Bou, oh Bou!

A one-Senin girl’s what I wanna be,

But there’s two perfect guys for me!

Hey hey

(Whoah whoah)

Hey hey

(Whoa whoah)

Taijou Roukun, oh won’t you please,

Come and take a nap with me?

Oh, Roushi, I see you in my dreams,

And I start to plot evil erotic schemes!

My orange-clad beauty is simply the best,

He holds my heart captive as he rests,

But before off to Dreamland we go,

I’m head over heals,

(She’s head over heals)

I’m head over heals for a Doushi named Bou!

(Repeat chorus with backups chanting “Roushi, Roushi, Bou, Bou, Roushi, Bou, Roushi, Bou, Roushi, Roushi, Bou, Bou, Roushi, Bou, Roushi, Bou, oooo-oooo-ooooo-oooo, two perfect guys for me”)

Hey hey

(Whoah whoah)

Hey hey

(Whoa whoah)

Taikoubou, once again,

I see you with your Dashinben,

Oh Bou, if love a demon be,

Then go ahead and Hoshin me!

I’m suddenly growing hungry for peaches,

He’s a bunny-boy who just can’t be beaten!

His strategies baffle the Genius Doushi,

So why am I in love,

(Why’s she so in love)

Why am I in love with the Senin Roushi?

(Repeat chorus and backups)

(Saxophone instrumental)

A one-Senin girl’s what I wanna be,

But there’s two perfect guys for me!

Oh, I’ve tried, (tried)

And I’ve tried, (tried)

And I’ve searched way deep inside, (deep inside),

Between these two I won’t choose,

I can’t stand the bad news,

About the name of the Bishie that I’m gonna lose!

This can’t go on!

Enough is enough!

I’ve gotta pick one, no matter how tough!

It’s time for Eenie Meenie Miny Moe,

But wait a second!

(Wait a second!)

Just wait a second!

(C’mon and wait a second!)

Where’s that Fugen?

I’ve just gotta know!

I’ve just gotta know!

Roushi, of Roushi!

Bou, oh Bou!

A one-Senin girl’s what I wanna be,

But there’s one……

No, two……

No, three, four, five, six, seven,

So many perfect guys for me!