Carlins

[sagesaria]

*slaps self* I can't even keep up with Carlin!

I lost a few of these, but if I find them, I'll post them:

January 11th:
"Live every day as if it's your last and eventually it will be. You'll be fully prepared."
January 12th:
"Unbelievably, a goldfish can kill a gorila. However, it does require a substantial element of surprise."
January 13th:
"People who say they don't care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don't care what people think."
Weekend: 14th-15th:
"In the Future; No one will take drugs, but people will still buy them and conceal them from the police."
January 16th:
"Have you ever started a path? No one seems willing to do this. We don't mind using existing paths, but we rarely start new ones. Do it today. Start a path. Even if it doesn't lead anywhere."
January 17th:
"Be careful whom you befriend. They will eventually ask you for something."
January 18th:
"The pyramids are not really old. They were built in 1943 as a joke by drunken Italian soldiers on leave in Egypt at tht time. All photographs of the area taken before that time have been retouched."
Today:
"The sky is not blue. It merely looks that way because blue is the name we have given that color."