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sagesariaWaiting for the bus after going to Funcoland inspired a stand-up:
"So I'm waiting for a bus outside the mall. It's mid october, right? Really cold. So I'm just kinda pacing around, trying to keep warm, and I'm barely within earshot of this televangelist on the other side of the station. He was doing this whole prepared speach about God and this and that and the other. And I must say it rather moved me. I was praying the whole time. 'Dead God, please send a bus so I can get away from this guy! And maybe some Roy Rogers chicken; that's smellin' GOOD over there.' So twenty minutes later, I'm still praying, and I finally, my prayers are answered. I *miss* the bus, so I go across the street and get me some Roy Rogers chicken."
"So I'm waiting for a bus outside the mall. It's mid october, right? Really cold. So I'm just kinda pacing around, trying to keep warm, and I'm barely within earshot of this televangelist on the other side of the station. He was doing this whole prepared speach about God and this and that and the other. And I must say it rather moved me. I was praying the whole time. 'Dead God, please send a bus so I can get away from this guy! And maybe some Roy Rogers chicken; that's smellin' GOOD over there.' So twenty minutes later, I'm still praying, and I finally, my prayers are answered. I *miss* the bus, so I go across the street and get me some Roy Rogers chicken."
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Date: 2005-10-25 12:34 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-10-25 01:42 am (UTC)