randomness

[sagesaria]

Last night, a few friends brought over the Order of the Stick adventure game, as I've been asking them to bring for a while. It's very long, but it's a lot of fun! I have some random quotes from our game, to make fellow Order of the Stick fans laugh :)

For the record:
I was Vaarsuvius, Dad was Belkar, Crystal was Haley, Steve was Durkon, and Helgi AKA blackfeather, who's never even heard of OOTS, was Elan.


Crystal: *draws loot card* I got..."Someone's Kidney?" o_O
Dad: *IC* ...Are you gonna eat that?

Me: *IC* *about to rest* Now, you know I don't sleep, but I do need to rest. And Belkar, YOU keep your halfling ass AND your killer hornets OVER THERE!!!

*Crystal is in a Dark Room with Elan and Belkar, and tries to attack Belkar, but they both fail their rolls.*
Steve: So you both swing at each other in the dark, but can't find each other.
Crystal: *IC* I wasn't trying to attack you, Belkar! I was...err...trying to...mollest Elan. Yeah.

*Helgi draws another Bard Song skill*
Me: *IC* *on the level right below them* Confound it, Elan, stop singing already! Your voice carries all the way down the stairs!
Crystal: *IC* Just don't give him your megaphone...

*Steve gets a trap; snakes in the penut brittle, which has a picture of Elan on it*
Dad: *Laughing* That's such an Elan trap, too!
Crystal: *IC* Durkon, for the last time, penut brittle doesn't have alchohol in it! (or something like that...I don't remember)
Dad: *as Durkon* THE TREES! THE TREES ARE IN THE PENUT BRITTLE!!!

I'll post more if I remember them :P