lol

[sagesaria]

This song reminds me of the LJ Dramanator. I find it rather amusing :)

(no offense to anybody...I just think this song is funny)

I'd like to tell you a story
About what it's like to be a walking hypochondriac in the 1990's
But I can't because...
I'm not feeling good...
I think I'm coming down with something,
Something serious.
*cough cough*

And I'd like to tell you a story
About what it's like to be the pessimistic voice in the crowd everywhere I go
But I can't 'cause...
What difference would it make?
Everything would still be as terrible as it is right now,
So *sob* why go on living?

And I'd like to tell you a story
About how I've alienated everybody I've ever met in my whole entire life.
But I can't 'cause...
'Cuz you're so stupid
You probably don't even know what a big word like "alienate" even means!

Life is hard
Life is rough
Life is cruel
Life is tough
Oh, like a dog stuck in a tree
I've been abandoned by humanity

(Ooooooh nooooooo)

And I'd like to tell you a story
about how hard it is for me to concentrate.
I'm so easily distracted everytime I try to do my work
But I can't tell you about that 'cause....
When did I break that nail?
Damn, I hate when that happens.

And I'd like to tell you a story
About how I can't ever seem to make a decision these days
I've become so undecided about everything.
But I can't cause...
Yes I can!
No I can't...
Yes, I can!
(etc. etc.)

And I'd like to tell you a story
About how it feels to be extremely PMS'ed right now
But I can't cause...
I don't feel like it!

Life is hard
Life is rough
Life is cruel
Life is tough
Oh, like a dog stuck in a tree
Whoa whoa, whoa whoa, woe is me

I really do think I'm coming down with something
I think I've got that chronic fatigue syndrome
The yuppie flu
I'd like to tell you all about it...
But I'm too tired