Did I piss off some elder God?

Seriously, I've gone through more fucking laptops than I've gone through SHOES.

My very first laptop, harddrive exploded on me at Faerie Fest. Got the harddrive replaced, Irena spilled mocha on it, had to get it replaced.

Replacement laptop, lasted about a year then started having battery issues. Then it had space issues. Then the fan died.

Netbook, barely a few months in and the touchpad is wonky, and now it's ridiculously slow, and now I think ITS fan is busted.

Now that middle laptop is completely dead. The harddrive busted. I don't know how badly, there's nobody techy awake to tell me or fix it.

This wouldn't be as big a deal if I didn't have TWO REALLY FUCKING IMPORTANT DOCUMENTS on that harddrive. Two documents that if I can't get back I will now have to completely redo and may lose quality and time that I really can't stand to use.

FUCK.

Three laptops. Three. Fucking. Laptops. In the span of about four years. Along with at least two desktop computers. All gone.

WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING WRONG?! As far as I can tell I'm doing NOTHING different from people whose computers are far older. Seriously, why do I have such bad fucking luck when it comes to technology? Can something technology-wise PLEASE, for the love of God, LAST LONGER THAN A FUCKING YEAR?!