Quote of the Day

Said watching House:

Me: *watching kid hyperventilating* He's gonna barf.
Jordi: Huh?
Me: I said he's gonna barf. *opening credits* Oops, I was wrong.
Jordi: Honey, this is Seizure Season. Projectile Vomit Season is later.
Me: But the guy in the last episode projectile vomited!
Jordi: That was one episode. This is still Seizure Season.