my own meme

In my last few minutes before bedtime, I shall post my very own meme. Somebody pleeeease yoink it? Pwease? I'll love you forever!

List ten memorable things that your friends have said, or that you said to your friends, or at least said in their presence. They can be recent, or from several years ago; it's up to you. The funnier, crazier, and more out of context/inside-jokey, the better. These don't have to be in any particular order; they're just quotes. Nor do they have to be single quotes; they can be whole conversations if you wish.

1. "Sailor Moon is scary! With the arms, and the nyeh, and the NYAR!!!"
2. "James, stay out of my bag!" "But I didn't get any chocolate!!! ;_;"
3. "These people wouldn't know a good singer if it danced naked in front of them with a coconut on its head!"
4. "Hello, you have reached room 222. If you're looking for a good time, leave your name. If you're an axe murderer out to kill us all, leave your name and number. If you're our parents...we're not drunk, Dad, really!" (sorry, rinichan, I had to paraphrase since I don't remember the whole thing...)
5. "Bell!"
6. "I said BURN!!!!"
7. "Just remember, if you beat yourself against the brick wall hard enough, it'll eventually fall down. On top of you. Crushing you."
8. "The power of Cthulu compels you to go get me water!" "The will of Damien says 'NO!'" "Stupid will of Damien..."
9. "NNNEVEEEEERRRR!"
10. "NYYOOOOWWWWWWWW!"