How Can I Keep From Squeeling?

[sagesaria]

Title: How Can I Keep From Squeeling?
Category: Filk, anime/manga, assorted
Rating: G
Genre: Humor, Parody
Summary: To the tune of How Can I Keep From Singing?, most commonly known by Enya
Status: Complete


My life is filled with Anime boys,

With hair from blonde to violet,

Soldiers and bards, and school boys, too,

And Evengelion pilots,

Oh, were they real, for a day,

My heart would be cartwheeling,

For when I see my bishies all,

How can I keep from squealing?

But though Zelgadis is a rock,

I am lost in his eyes, (pronounced “ai-ees”)

And though Ryoga is a pig,

His fangs are so kawaii,

And I could never pick just one,

While they are all appealing,

Since anime’s got the hottest guys,

How can I keep from squealing?

When I hear sweet Tsukasa’s voice,

Rushes of lust start wheeling.

When Fugen Shinjin beams a smile,

How can I keep from squealing?

In NSL, and Spanish class,

My thoughts to them are reeling,

As anime boys are hard to top,

How can I keep from squealing?

I hug my Yugi plushie close,

And say to him “Good night”

My CD player plays Haku’s theme,

Everything feels all right,

When I can see a handsome face,

It helps me with life’s dealings,

So when that bishie’s on the screen,

How can I keep from squealing?